Mark Fat Jacker

well put me down and let me know where to send my money, i wish you luck in this competion sounds like a proper one, ME TOO. I KNOW WE CORNWALLIANS WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ANY OF LONGDOGGERS CHUMS. OUR SHONEYS ARE BIGGER, FASTER AND BETTER THAN ANYONES. AND YET WE CATCH MORE. AND IF NO ONE BELIEVES ME ASK MY BESSIE MATE. LONGDOGGER DONT NO HOW TO RUN A COMETITION AND HIS RESCUE DOG IS PANTS. WORSE THAN MINE. MINE ARE THE BEST AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU FOOLS. ITS 3 GRAND TO ENTER AND THE FINAL WILL BE RUN ON MY BACK YARD SO ITS FAIR. BUT I WILL HAVE TO STOCK UP ON MAN-SIZE TISSU

NO, NOT NEXT MONTH. I NEED TWO MONTH TO GET CAT READY AND ABLE TO DO THEM MILKY DOES. ITS JUNE ARE NOTHING. AND TOMO IS NOT THE JUDGE. HE IS A CHEAT . MY BESSI MATE CAN JUDGE. AND I WILL TRIP TO THE WAIST AND FIGHT YOU AFTERWARDS. YOU FOOL.

YEAH? I'LL KILL YOU , YOU CUN7!! BRING PLENTY OF COIN. I CANNOT BE BEAT.

YES COOOMMMEEEEE OOOOONNNNNN YOU FOOLS. GET YOUR MONEY OUT. WE HAVE SILENCED YOU.A GRAND, MY BACK FIELD. THEN I WILL FIGHT ANY MAN IN THE COUNTRY. I AM 3/4 GYPSY ANYWAY,BUT IM RICH TOO. AS WELL AS HARD. AND OWN A BIG FARM AND BEST DOGS. I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS BEING THE BEST. CAT HAS NEVER MISSED A HARE AND SHE GOT 37 FOXES IN A WEEK AND I TOOK A PHOTO OF HER MUZZEL TO PROVE IT TO THE FOOLS. I CAN'R BE BEAT, I WONT BE BEAT AND YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE ME. JOHN GALLOWAYS AND MILLET AND WILF ARE MY MEMPHIS AND THEY RUN THE SITE AND I HATE THEM AND THIS SITE. YOU LOT ARE COMPUTER HUN

I HAVE RAN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND PROVED MY POINT WHEN I WENT O THE FENS AND SPLATTERED THREE OUT OF THREE WITH MY WONDER DOG WHEN WE TREBLED UP. CAT PROVED THAT DAY SHE WAS THE BEST. THAT VIDEO WAS TAKEN IN FEBUARY WITH THE BEST HARES IN THE COUNTRY, BUT THE GRASS LOOKS LONG BECOSE IN CORNWALL ITS SO GOOD THE GRASS GROWS TWICE AS FAST AS ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS THE BEST GRASS I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND THEM TREE'S DONT HAVE LEAFS ON AT ALL. THEY WERE NOT BELLIED UP HARES, THEY WERE CORNWALL'S RACE OF SUPER HARES, EACH ONE HAND CRAFTED AND TESTED FOR SPEED AND STAMINA.THEY ARE THE BEST

NO THERE NOT. THEY ARE RUBBISH. MINE ARE BETTER. IM THE BEST POET. IN THE WORLD AND MY POEMS ARE READ ALOUD EVERY NIGHT BEFORE MY BESSI MATE AND I GO UNDER THE SHEETS. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. "I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA, I LIKE SITTING ON A BLACK MAN'S KNEE." YEAH? READ IT AND WEEP YOU FOOLS.

AND ME! I AM MY OWN BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I AM THE BEST BEST FRIEND A MAN CAN HAVE AND I LOVE BEING BEST AT BEING MY BEST FRIEND.

I reckon he just made that number up cos one of the coursing dogs won 64 matches and mark has to be better............ JUST LIKE THE 5000 RABBITS HE RECONED HE HAD SINCE SEPT RIGHT I'M BACK. YOU SILLY JOCK FOOL I NEVER SAID 5000 SINCE SEPTEMBER, IT WAS 15,000 AND NOT SEPTEMBER, IT WAS SINCE JANUARY. FOOL. ANYONE WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MY KNUCKLE BETTER GET IN LINE FOR WHEN THE FAT JACKER IS RILED THEN THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE RESULT-- PAIN! I AM THE ORIGINAL AND IM THE BEST. AND I ALWAYS WILL BE . AND SO WILL KAT. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL TOO AND BEST. AND THE ONLY DOG IN THE WO

GOOD ON YOU KAT FOR REHOMING RATHER THAN THE BULLET. I HOPE THAT HE BECOMES SOMEONE PRIDE AND JOY AND SPENDS MANY A HAPPY HOUR CURLED UP IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION DREAMING OF THE DAYS WHEN HE WORE THE BIGGEST CROWN IN THE UNIVERSE. BLESS.