man has £50 note tatooed on his cock. His wife asked "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THAT" he replies,"FOR 1 I LIKE TO SEE MY MONEY GROW. 2,I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY MONEY. 3, I LIKE HAVING MONEY IN MY HAND AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST , THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO BLOW £50 ,YOU CAN STAY AT HOME TO DO IT"