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Have you heard about the famous asian Karaoke artist from Bradford? Gerupta Singh!
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it co
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Tom and George are going hunting. Tom says to George, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Tom says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there." George says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" George doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!" Tom says, "Well
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A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ''You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?'' The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins [...] Reveal the rest of this joke A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender
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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
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Coming soon to the BBC Immigrant Channel, these great new shows: Currynation Street, Islamadale, Pakarama, Middle East enders, Britains got Talibans, Mock the Sikh, You've been Bombed, The Wheel of Misfortune, Postman Raj, Black Peter and for our Israeli chums - Scooby Jew.
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I may have Alzheimer's.But at least I dont have Alzheimer's.
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The Government announced today, that due to the failure of multculturism, any UK residents of enthic background would be offerred assistance in returning to the country of their roots. Carlsberg don't do politics....
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What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
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i've had enough of this snow shit, missus has crashed the car and i'm late 4 work everyday! pain!
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google sickipedia [bANNED TEXT]!
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i'm not trying to get banned - sorry!!! these are not my jokes i'm just copying and pasting them - i will stop now. sorry!
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What does the average Pakistani weigh? Sweets.
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News Flash: Sixty-Three Pakistanis have been reported killed or seriously injured in Bradford this morning after a bunk bed collapsed: Police believe it was not a terrorist attack, but the work of Al-Ikea
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My new Pakistani neighbour knocked on my door a few weeks ago to ask me about decorating his front room... "Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine" he said, "How many rolls of wall paper did you buy?" "nine" I said, He came back yesterday............................ "Mr Smith! I still have three rolls of wall paper left??" "So did I, now f**k off!!"
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Pakistani walks into a pub with a pig under his arm "Pint of bitter please" he says to the baman. Pulling the pint barman looks up and asks "Where'd you get him?" "Won him in a raffle" replies the pig
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A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!". The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong". the new arr [...] Reveal the rest of this joke A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "
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A man was arrested in London, found pouring petrol on Muslims and setting fire to them. When the Police asked him what he was doing he said, "about 10 to the gallon".
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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
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What do female Muslims use for birth control? Their faces.
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Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. [...] Reveal the rest of this joke Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
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What's better than being on Celebrity Big Brother? Having two working eyes.
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During the Christmas period a Channel 4 big-wig has proposed as a good will gesture to pay for a large house for homeless people, prostitutes, single mothers, etc. to live in and enjoy over the Christmas period. It promises to be the best series of Big Brother yet.
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Why do Pakistanis smell so bad? So the blind can hate them as well!
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One day, the daddy rabbit says to his family, "Look over there, the grass is greener on the other side of the motorway". So daddy rabbit gets his family lined up at the side, shouts, "1, 2, 3, GO!", and they run like f**k. The only rabbit to survive is the baby rabbit. A few months later, a family of skunks have the same idea, so they line up. "1, 2, 3, GO!", shouts the daddy skunk. Same again, only the baby skunk survives, and scampers off into the lo [...] Reveal the rest of this joke One day, the daddy rabbit says to his family, "Look over there, the grass is greener on the other sid
