I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
after a bit of research I believe it's well in test so yeah - either way its still kicking out the full pressure for my air rifle and has been stored in a dry damp free modern garage and i haven't filled it once plus its mint condtion
lol - "WERE NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE"
Love hearing scum fans and the rest of the teams in the prem singing "we all hate leeds scum"
- just proves what a club we are, most fans will admit they miss leeds in the prem - we'll be back - lets see where we finish
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What's black with 2 broken arms?
Colonel Gaddafi's sunglasses.
My mate and I spotted a woman going past in the pub.
"I'd give her one" I said.
"I heard that!" she shouted, stomping over. "Have you two saddos got nothing better to do than sit there perving at girls?"
"You misunderstand," I said, "we're picking out the ones who could do with a gastric band."
"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is an awesome phrase. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted.
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