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Lee85

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZZTUJqUHEw
  2. Just read threw the jokes, double post with Christian there my bad!
  3. I've just lost the money for my wife's epilepsy prescription in the bookies. She'll have a fit when she finds out.
  4. I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!" He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
  5. What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to Children in Need.
  6. anyone seen that new film about the cat that works in the drugstore? puss in boots
  7. Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first wank in two weeks.
  8. after a bit of research I believe it's well in test so yeah - either way its still kicking out the full pressure for my air rifle and has been stored in a dry damp free modern garage and i haven't filled it once plus its mint condtion
  9. how often does it need testing? I can see 2010 02 stamped on it? that's from new, no other dates?
  10. i'll check when i go to the garage, gimme 20 mins mate, it's stamped on it isn't it? it was new from blackpool air rifles around a year ago i think
  11. 12 litre selling due to motorbike crash I can't shoot at the minute so it's all going until I'm fully fit I'm based in Bradford Looking for £150
  12. Here for sale is my filling bottle, cost me £230 - it's still putting the full 200 bar that filled my rifle, pretty much brand new condition:
  13. simmer down was only a joke guys
  14. Only one week in the country and Celtic FC accuse the Giant Pandas at Edinburgh Zoo of sectarianism.
  15. Raoul Moat pops outta a drain with a shotty
  16. Man Utd fans - quickly turn onto ITV+1 and your still in the champions league!
  17. lol - "WERE NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE" Love hearing scum fans and the rest of the teams in the prem singing "we all hate leeds scum" - just proves what a club we are, most fans will admit they miss leeds in the prem - we'll be back - lets see where we finish
  18. 41,000 miles, Forged engine, Dyno’d at 370 bhp, (poss to up bhp), Millteck exhust, remapped, Recent service and cambelt change, Toyo 888 road legal track day tyres, alarm, turbo timer. £7500 ono 07778214520 Barry
  19. Lee85

    Jokes

    What's black with 2 broken arms? Colonel Gaddafi's sunglasses. My mate and I spotted a woman going past in the pub. "I'd give her one" I said. "I heard that!" she shouted, stomping over. "Have you two saddos got nothing better to do than sit there perving at girls?" "You misunderstand," I said, "we're picking out the ones who could do with a gastric band." "One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is an awesome phrase. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted. The government have advised
  20. he looks like a punched lasagne. c**t.
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYnqIFYYH8
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