No no no, you forget the bit about no. 1 or whatever he's called being a cop and sending coded messages to animal welfare groups . Or something.
Anyway, well and truly found our by the coon man, who starts incessantly calling him a cop. ( A nice change from homo tbh).
Coon man then reports no. 1 to said animal welfare groups, or the actual police. Whatever, gender changes, beavers etc happen, and it shows our American cousins in a real good light!