Blackneck I thought you were ok, if a little weird. But if you can't do justice to your chips why buy them? The maid tells me there are abandoned chips on the streets, particularly on Sunday mornings, some have even been eaten before apparently. It disappoints me to think of you as one of these ' messers' , I believe they're called, that buys chips on a whim only to abandon them on an equally frivolous whim.