i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby
I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal.
blimey just a pack of maltesers your a cheap un. i will even show you my machete if your lucky...
Keep the maltesers topped up and I promise not to laugh
sorry heard about "buttercup" you are no longer needed
omg I am gutted and will never get over this.... ok, I'm fine now
Dont be too sad, you can probably have him back after buttermilk has finished...