I sent my colleague at work a basket of fruit after he accused me of being racist
i hope the black c**t likes bananas
The wife shouted up stairs "suns just come out" i thought great,threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. f*****g gutted when i got down to find him holding hands with his best friend dave.
paddy gets stopped towing a horsebox on the mortorway.police ask?"where are you going?"im taking these horses to the races"replies paddy"but its empty!?said the copper."i no" said paddy "im taking the non runners first!"
im f*****g knackered! just spent the l