Ring ring . 
 
	ring ring . 
 
	Erm hello? 
 
	“Hello mush, it’s mossad here, we’ve heard your a bit of a f***ing gimp, into rifles, hates trump , shacked up with a tranny , and generally a proper nerd with discord and listen to I hate my parents music . Fancy making a few quid ? “ 
 
	“Yeah go on ? “ 
 
	“go level Charlie Kirk for us , it’ll be filmed like and your definitely gonna get caught , probably get the gas , go on you know you want to !” 
 
	“sound “
 
	of all the things that didn’t happen , this didn’t happen the most .