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    f**k it , it’s only lowah. I do my nut in every month at the credit card bill and last minute visits to shops just before we go out. we’re out next week and she’s got hair , nails , and tans booked this week, our hotel is squared and the constant arrival of packages at ours is enough to make the average Amazon hub blush but f**k it , she’s into going out , she always has been and who am I to whinge and moan ? I get away with absolutely doing what I want within reason. and to be honest , I’d be bored to death with some meek mild boring wall flower . f**k that . anyw
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    Jacked now , I think his reputation is diminished . Scottish MT in a great place with Nikko , some man for one man as they say .
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    I bet there is families with wounds so to speak , all over that region , wondering what the f**k was the point in anything that happened . for SF to be called traitors is a particular barb as that was the term applied to free staters in the war for independence
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    Happens a lot these days , especially girls. Utterly reprehensible
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    Mr Cole , Keifys had an accident
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    Interesting that i always thought the term tazi applied to a smaller leaner steppe type greyhound from the Russia / Iran border area
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    Only the brave . Netflix really enjoyed it , firefighters tragedy in USA wildfire season . Very personable . well made film
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    Bob lazaar is a fraud
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    Boro , the only place in the world where you can get a C -phone
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    If you ever feel that sudden urge to know what it feels like to be a time traveller , and be totally and utterly out of place and in far advance of all those around you while equipped with superior technology , just go to Middlesbrough
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    I lost a very good dog to an adder bite . It was genuinely heartbreaking as no one could figure out what was wrong until it was too late . The bite never killed him , it was the seizures and the fits caused with it pumping round his system that caused it . I was f***ing distraught for days . Worst thing that’s ever happened to me dog wise
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    Your f***ing heeds fried pal
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    “A leopard never changes its spots . “ In the industry I work in , professional and personal integrity counts for such a lot it’s almost impossible to understate . once you do something that undermines this , it’s nigh on impossible to regain . I would say that 90% of the issues I deal with are caused by 10% of the people.
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    I thought it was a really good film up until the last 5 mins . The so called clever ending totally f****d it
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    The little kid in that scene kills me . that pic reminds me of the Fijian lads at work when they are in the gym , when you get one who has a less fun mindset , they are a handful.
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    I used to know these 4 lads who were in Vietnam , they were always up to nonsense https://youtu.be/UAO2JBjRRBk?si=p-XUFYHFU8oUswVl
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    The grahams of netherby hall were uprooted and f****d off to Ireland and the USA after the border was realigned with many families going on the lamb after the marches were reinforced after the kingdom was greater unified . They settled using the assumed family identity of Maharg , no flies on them lol . Most families were broke up and they breached off into indistinct clans mainly apart from the armstrongs who stayed where they were and took their medicine but it never really came . Part of that was that they were a huge influence on the area and the crown in general . They were at
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    Another good smiffy line was to fat Gordon , our mate and still funny as f**k smiffy : “ Gordon your fat with a p h “ Gordon : “ am I ? Shut up you silly c**t , your thick with an f “ smiffy “ well that’s how you spell it anyway “
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    My boy will happily sit and watch ewoks and droids , the two cartoon spin offs of star wars on Disney plus all day . Good crack sat explaining to him all night about it
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    I had a few adventures building them when I was little , my mates dad made him a wooden golf club one weekend as well , it was pure shite
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    f***ing hawkwind
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    Aye he was in the victor comics , the wee ones that looked like the commando ones you used to get with geezers called like Blake Linton machine gunning nazis from the hip with a cigar in
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    My mate will always be known as smiffy as he was thick as f**k . one if his best lines was to a Asian supply teacher “ sir , did your dad shoot you in the eyes with a rice gun or what ? “
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