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  1. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Mate , the lad is wanting a private protection dog , not a tyre chaser from a farm yard in rural Ireland if you can’t see the world of difference between the two , just keep quiet .
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    Make it stop
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    It’s not just that . people randomly break into places as thieves, opportunists etc , a barking or formidable type dog will protect them . a serious gang of home invaders will be prepared for a dog to be present , a sleeve bite hissed to lock on and a spray bottle of bleach in its eyes and down its throat will nullify any protection dog
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    Mate, behave . its f***ing delusional .
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    Oxfords not brogues
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    Every dog on here would be running for the hills crying for its life after ten secs in reality the faith people put in dogs to protect their family to the death is quite frankly disneyfied
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    Get help
  8. THE STIFFMEISTER
    He had no issues with the flag whilst he was playing for England though
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    Thing is , it’s Halloween fancy dress I just haven’t got it in me to be getting dolled up at 2 in tve afternoon to go boozing as zombie elvis
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    To be honest , it’s a bit of a band aid as I’m meant to be away with work on the Sunday since this was planned. current options are : plan a ) night out, hone by 2ish , theee at the latest . Both drinking. Survive in work for a day . plan b ) day clubbing about half an hour away , home by midnight tops , her drinking , me off to work bright and fresh plan c ) this is the most likely . Plan b escalates into inclusive of plan a , Sunday 6 am sees me and her , unable to stand the sight of each other , arguing about something i probably did and until then unaware of, in abo
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    I beg to f***ing differ
  12. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Safe
  13. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Clowns who treat an outing To the tip like a f***ing Enid blyton scene . taking an age to decide whether a deck chair is metal or general waste and asking the opinion of every c**t whose every worn a hi vis jacket Usually with an early teens boy with a hair cut like Bonnie Tyler in some shit team like palace or Bournemouth top , laughing at home much he is carrying , “tee hee look at Timothy ! By Jove he’s got half the wardrobe there!” Watch out Timothy , you’ll get a f***ing back hand mate cause I’ve got f**k all to loose stood in the rain on a Sunday waiting on you to stop japing
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    Oh leave off , you was going about like sully after series one of top boy , “are you mad fam ? “
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    That was greb
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    I’m driving mate , not even a thought regardless . Chings for f***ing Doylums monging there way through life with no responsibilities. my brother who is a year older than me is a absolute disaster of a wreck head , chinged up till 4 on a weds morning type as standard sketch . The epitome of what this thread was opened up on . He lurches from one disaster of a life choice to another , I can barely spend more than ten mins in his company before trying to lay hands on him . ironically a lot of my mates are bang into the sniff still but it’s aged them , they look haggard as f**k
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    Got one this month
  18. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Everyone had an auntie or a mates mam who you called “hyacinth bucket “
  19. THE STIFFMEISTER
    f***ing hell what did you use to film that ? A potato
  20. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Reading is bad enough three links there for you https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpd96g46vzwo.amp https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15132551/amp/Southport-killer-taxi-driver-panic-mode-massacre.html
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    In another note , has anyone read the testimony of the taxi driver who dropped off the Southport attacker ? what a f***ing excuse of a man , I hope he is shunned by all his friends
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    Punk rockers
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    Rutherfords ??
  24. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Made a mistake , paid for it sure she feels bad enough mate for a while to come
  25. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Supporters seem to think that they matter in football these days still . The clubs dont need massive crowds anymore , if anything , it’s a nause with the expense and cost of running a stadium and match days . Covid proved this . I can see football in our lifetime downsizing to 5 -10 k stadiums ala ice hockey stadia / crowd size wit tickets becoming prestige and tv viewing access granted via closed cable subscription to supporters the average lad who meets his pals down the kings head for a few jars before walking to the game and getting in at ten to 3 before being back in the booze
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