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THE STIFFMEISTER

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    I use that line all the time at work “counting the titanics deckchairs “
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    In another couple years , I reckon I’ll be driving for that company
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    Bangers has already robbed two of her gaffs
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    Yvette cooper gone as well I read
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    Class , put it right on them , good for him f***ing coppers nothing to say when normally they talk to you like summat off their shoe . c**ts must have thought Xmas had came early
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    Who the f**k is she supposed to nick ? imagine a big carnage carry on in a booze and paranorman turns up what a f***ing state this place is in eh ?
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    That’s the picture you posted when you were manging on you were the biggest budgie dealer in the northern hemisphere Stop greeting
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    Were these her bags ?
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    Stacked up on the balcony like he’s about to burst into the Iranian embassy the buffoon
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    Here , while that kids mam and dad are up the hospital, go round and empty them out . might have a few quid lying about the place
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    The only thing bangers has turned over is the daily mail looking for photos
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    Bollocks Housebreakers are vermin in general . why run the risk of a nice gaff with alarms and maybe a cctv when you can sneak into some oaps gaff and chore the rent money ? utter vermin imho
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    I think Newcastle have handled it in a nice mature fashion , star striker less g for a more shored up rivals is a story as old as time , but they’ve handled it well and I think he leaves with as much dignity as possible for all sides given the conundrum that he was beginning ti become a prick . as I said , a good deal for all
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    Sunmat like that buddy the other side is best , I’ve had a few curious stares from both sides of the divide as my family crest is a silver greyhound beneath a red hand
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    “Imagine his face “ Wilf 2025
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    Watch this lads, I’m a pure weapon
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    Yeah , what a dick
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    Isak to Liverpool ? good business for all I thought
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    Agreed nature is absolutely fantastic
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    Nah sorry boys , you’ve misunderstood that it’s a quote from the office ( which is set in slough)
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    Sounds about right . another weird twist of fate , was that kelly brooks brother was a snco in the same squadron as well and he used to get hounded ! Lads putting up posters of her in their rooms for inspections and that
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    I was gonna list a few place to go out for a lunchtime pint but I don’t agree with that in the workplace !
  23. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Me, lager. Finchy, lager. Gareth, lager sometimes cider.
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    He used to be in my squadron many years ago Nah , he’s not for me
  25. THE STIFFMEISTER
    He can f**k off , he’s David Brent who does CrossFit
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