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    I reckon my 9 year old boy will be out of school by 13 , ideally I’ll be out in 4 years with a tidy sum and a pension . I’ll just get a little 20 hrs a week job in b and q monging about then spend the rest of the day time f***ing about with him watching the professionals re runs on telly can’t wait if I’m honest
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    I seriously f***ing love a date night out , the scant opportunity for adventures , maybe the night of your lives , it may be the greatest night out ever however date nights usually follow a distinct pattern I like to break into three phases . the preparation the expectation the acceptance previous date nights have included the following locations : AC/DC tribute act in Andover , karaoke in tidworth, Cher tribute act in Northallerton , Bon jovi tribute act in Carlisle , an evening with Katie price and Kerry katona in Billingham , karaoke In Stockton upon tees.
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    I lived in Ipswich for 14 years. Used to go to a few games now and then, it’s a funny derby as the towns are so far apart ! Ipswich has a bit of a place in my heart as their greatest ever player , Kevin Beattie , was a Carlisle lad from the same estate as my mother in law
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    Schools wasted on the young . It’s the best time of your life . had some absolute roars at school that even now make me laugh thinking about it . A particular favourite was the night my pal thought it would be funny to take an air rifle to the school disco another lad thought it was a good idea to stick a pen knife in a light socket and we turned it on . It was like summat from a film . a lad in my class lit all the Bunsen burners in the science class on and set fire to three birds jackets as they looked in from the door window in horror. we had an open air pool at t
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    It’s almost a pattern of some type
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    That’s the elephant in the room in all this thread . the reality is that @mC HULLhas some serious coursing weaponry
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    Bangers off for a couple hours with the rod
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    Nah you’ve got him all wrong there mate that’s carping not West Ham that winds him up
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    Wait till you see my 9 year old then he looks like Drago
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    Warding off cowans?
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    Note to self . Never visit Alabama rivers
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    Just had summat similar myself , trying to sty off bread but that peppercorn sauce left on my plate just stares at me like Kim Kardashian in pair of wet look leggings
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    Have you seen the one where he is having a fight in a scrap yard and turns into something from a seagal film , it’s f***ing amazingly shit
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    Carrick is streets ahead of Howe imho at this stage of his career in comparison to where Howe was
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    I read something this weekend that perfectly sums up my attitude . “people talk about Eddie Howe at Newcastle as if he is managing the club as a charitable endeavour “
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    I cannot see where he has had success to be honest brother. they are the worst team in the league above the relegation pack. A split hair ahead of Leeds in about 10 secs and have lost one game less than West Ham ! the table doesn’t lie as we keep saying they are a poor poor side who are getting by on European nights. If they weren’t in Europe and his name was Eduardo Howeio he’d have his marching orders. i genuinely think as he’s a youngish likeable English lad , he gets a free pass , Newcastle are rotten to watch if they had 5 more games left , they’d be down in t
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    I see it much more simply development needs success or it’s just coasting along success in football is trophies Eddie Howe has been there nearly 5 years they are in a slump , as we all know football is a results based industry. who would be better than Jose there ?
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    Maximum I think your team is built for Jose
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    You’ll be down in 5 seasons if you stay with Howe
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    I couldn’t disagree more with every word of that . do you want to be a “sleeping giant “ and slowly building ? Which given the current status of 14 losses this season compared to 12 wins and being ten points above the relegation scrap with no European football next season seems like a build like HS2 your big players are wanting to f**k off I said this before and your supporters don’t like it , Newcastle is too small to truly be a big club , as much as it’s made out to be a footballing hotbed , the place hasn’t exactly set the league on fire ever Eddie Howe in reality is
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    Some good fun with that cutting about the bayou mate
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    Yesterday , watched it , well last night . just a nice little film , no nastiness or vulgarity. Just a good little story . Was pleasantly surprised to see the lovely shingle street I lived minutes from make an appearance at the very end
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    Remember him well , he went to rangers , my mate looled like him when we were little
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    I get a similar feeling when wilf starts talking about carping
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