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THE STIFFMEISTER

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    Mmhhhhh we’ll never know will we. id always say that Fedor is the best purely as he’s my personal favourite , but being honest and not being weight blind , Mighty Mouse is a hell of a shout
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    The fatter the bloke , the better the dog , it’s all that sitting in Passat estates driving round Lincolnshire that does that
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    Mines a lovely tale for the ages of an instant mutual attraction and sliding doors moments. Went to to watch my mate in his Muay Thai come back, went to the after party in a Lap dance venue ( much much more low rent than the previous two statements aspire to be ) was walking upstairs in walkabout, passed an absolute sort of size 10 Brunette who was the mix of Cher, kim kardashian and 90s backing dancer I’d been saving myself for . saw that she was on a double date with her cousin and two non starters naturally did the gentlemanly thing by gatecrashing it and refusing to leave un
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    That was a a different person mate , that person was eaten by the new stiffy
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    You could make a serious argument for Fedor as the goat
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    I just gave one away no one wanted it
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    Oh f**k off
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    I put up a mick cawston and a vic granger print up at work this week at my desk loads of people have commented how smart they are
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    Fedor for me The peoples champion
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    That’s from about the turn of the millennium? michael Jackson is dead as well by the way
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    Australia flights are cancelled mate no risk assessments in
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    Did you ? he fights chuck Norris in way of the dragon , he fights bob wall in both
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    No I’ve seen bruce Lee fight chuck Norris in way of the dragon.
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    Too early
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    No
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    Litterbugs
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    I used to live near slough and there was a professional driving school called “superkarts “ anyway well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of computers.
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    hello and welcome to the forum buddy if memory serves me rightly , I think @WILFhas some experience with this type of thing . He’s very welcoming to long detailed personal messages on here about the technicalities involved in such application Im sure he played some sort of role in the trials and development team for the simulator anyway , im sure he’ll answer all your questions
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    Surely people must see that there are people in tv world capable of outrageous feats Look at some of the long distance swimmers etc , the lad who free climbed El Capitan , people flowing Round a marathon in just in slightly more than two hours . I ran a half marathon after a long period of altitude training ( I did an African mountain numerous times in a short time frame ) and I went round a route that is regarded as being a slow route in 1 hr 18 . Those Elite marathon runners do that half an hour quicker . Thats unreal speed and cadence . once you accept that some people’s bod
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    A very good trail runner ??? Quick and strong
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    Sensible thinking imho
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    The ultimate pet hate at present is these bare knuckle boxing events springing up everywhere I get the bkb thing I do , it’s a serious organisation and not a bad watch , but these small town events , Jesus they are absolutely grimy and some of the geezers look like they’ve been dug up
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    I’m away until march but will grab two off you then
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    Ferrets will be gone shortly mate know a handful of lads with them these days sad as I spent the majority of my childhood batting about yards full of them, dogs, chickens and pigeons . I can’t remember last time I saw anyone who had a litter of kits even
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