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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. I’ve said this but with my luck it would get out after a week and that would mean I’d have to move house
  2. Overrated and underwhelming mate I just can’t do them mate . Nothing else bothers me , ever, Swam in the sea at night in the carribean , walked through forests on my own in Africa , soon as them soulless wriggling motherfuckers turn up , I’m like a 3 year old crying for his mam . I’m that scared of them I can’t even pick up a robot or toy one . there’s summat about them that gets under my skin
  3. every time we go to Stockton we have to go into that fish shop with the f***ing pythons in . Does me in , normally leads to a domestic in the shop , with her giggling and making hiss noises at me as we stare at some f***ing canoe sized rock python that is 350 quid away from being taken home by some f***ing moron in a terraced house . for afters a blazing row in the car park and a silent journey on the way home. all fun really
  4. f**k that feet up on the couch
  5. There’s summat about them that make me feel vom not a normal food / meat cut never liked them , I don’t eat pork anyway but it’s definitely not in my palette regardless of the meat
  6. Sausages are f***ing jank there I’ve said it
  7. I’d have to blow my own head off
  8. No mate , but it was f***ing biblical
  9. It’s extra long , for pulling him back out of Mchulls dogs arse
  10. Bonny jukel , what’s the recipe ?
  11. That was my code name when I went kayaking the sea wolf
  12. I would say that In its prime , the white death dog owned by mc hull would stick most dogs from ireland and on here up its arse ten days a week
  13. I can’t find it as I’m busy but there’s a fantastic one some where In asian Russia that was built as a mining city u believe . ronald spiers , the rock hard Scottish born anti hero of band of brothers died In a town called st Marie in Montana which once had 7000 residents and was down to 125 when he died I love watching shows like in true detective when they are visiting them backwoods degrading towns , I find that imagery fascinating
  14. It’s hard playing for man united and being judged by people who once had a half for Accrington Stanley I doubt they are tgst bothered about that but they see us a culturally repugnant people that’s for sure just my tuppence worth anyway
  15. I’ve been around a bit with work . I'm a realist, Im very relaxed about things , I don’t expect a red carpet to be rolled out and “thanked for your service “ Ive been to the United States and made to feel welcome , I’ve been to Kenya where the airport staff smile and are proud your here , I’ve been to Estonia where the national pride and identity is infectious and hospitable . I’ve been to the Caribbean when airport staff brought us food from home and helped us settle as if we were family, getting us into 5 star hotels closed for the impending hurricane , as we arrived to assist wi
  16. I have a fascination for urban decay areas and I should really do more of it as I find something calming and soothing about it . there used to be a big factory at Walton on the naze that was all smashed up , i was on course at Colchester and I’d take the back road there and wander wound with the dog for a couple hours after work
  17. Any c**t who wears them beanie hats with led lights built in like f***ing squid games
  18. Heart breaking mate bonny dog good luck with the search
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