I was once driving down from Carlisle to Ipswich, after picking my mother in law up , some Inconsiderate c**t had spanked in at Grantham and the south bound was closed , Friday night , packed to the f***ing gunnels with traffic , trapped for about 4 hours stood still , had to go for a shite at the hard shoulder hedge , and sit making small talk with no fags left , or hope of a coffee , with one sock on .
a disaster, I’m sure you’ll all agree , tangible with the piper alpha