THE STIFFMEISTER

Nah you’ve got him all wrong there mate that’s carping not West Ham that winds him up

Wait till you see my 9 year old then he looks like Drago

Warding off cowans?

Note to self . Never visit Alabama rivers

Just had summat similar myself , trying to sty off bread but that peppercorn sauce left on my plate just stares at me like Kim Kardashian in pair of wet look leggings

Have you seen the one where he is having a fight in a scrap yard and turns into something from a seagal film , it’s f***ing amazingly shit

Carrick is streets ahead of Howe imho at this stage of his career in comparison to where Howe was

I read something this weekend that perfectly sums up my attitude . “people talk about Eddie Howe at Newcastle as if he is managing the club as a charitable endeavour “

I cannot see where he has had success to be honest brother. they are the worst team in the league above the relegation pack. A split hair ahead of Leeds in about 10 secs and have lost one game less than West Ham ! the table doesn’t lie as we keep saying they are a poor poor side who are getting by on European nights. If they weren’t in Europe and his name was Eduardo Howeio he’d have his marching orders. i genuinely think as he’s a youngish likeable English lad , he gets a free pass , Newcastle are rotten to watch if they had 5 more games left , they’d be down in t

I see it much more simply development needs success or it’s just coasting along success in football is trophies Eddie Howe has been there nearly 5 years they are in a slump , as we all know football is a results based industry. who would be better than Jose there ?

Maximum I think your team is built for Jose

You’ll be down in 5 seasons if you stay with Howe

I couldn’t disagree more with every word of that . do you want to be a “sleeping giant “ and slowly building ? Which given the current status of 14 losses this season compared to 12 wins and being ten points above the relegation scrap with no European football next season seems like a build like HS2 your big players are wanting to f**k off I said this before and your supporters don’t like it , Newcastle is too small to truly be a big club , as much as it’s made out to be a footballing hotbed , the place hasn’t exactly set the league on fire ever Eddie Howe in reality is

Some good fun with that cutting about the bayou mate