THE STIFFMEISTER

I was once driving down from Carlisle to Ipswich, after picking my mother in law up , some Inconsiderate c**t had spanked in at Grantham and the south bound was closed , Friday night , packed to the f***ing gunnels with traffic , trapped for about 4 hours stood still , had to go for a shite at the hard shoulder hedge , and sit making small talk with no fags left , or hope of a coffee , with one sock on . a disaster, I’m sure you’ll all agree , tangible with the piper alpha

There’s a film critic on you tube called critical drinker who is pretty magnificent about pulling apart the utter dross that the likes of marvel , Disney , Amazon , etc keep serving us up again and again

You can start with the yanks and the USA being the same people you gonk

f***ing stroll on you non starter

I’ll be up in Carlisle this week , if you want insight on current affairs you can book me for consultancy at any Costa near you , any time

I think your a f***ing idiot a guy who struggles to play connect 4 in a world of chess

It will be the same mob if it makes you any feel any better I can send you the videos of when my mate went to their places of work or encountered them on their own the jax teller in them soon turned informant

Bunch of f***ing fat cowards sit there going on about being a one percenter and called yourself mikhael on Facebook when in reality he’s called mickey and works in carphone warehouse I could tell you a few tales about my pal who is currently waging a one man war against a “ renegade outlaw club “ and hes had their eyes out to the extent that they have called the police on him ….. f***ing fat pathetic diabetic cucks honesty I can’t take any of them seriously this is all I think about when I here about them

Borderline homosexuals imho

Yeah I know , but for some , it’s too cringe to bear lol

I opened this thread with trepidation a f***ing well known clown shoes near me has just opened up something in very much similarity to this. in recent years he has been a biker , a Viking , a bare knuckle fighter , a flapping horse racer , a tattooist , a body builder , an actor , a Lurcher man , a gold dealer , an actor , a podcast host, Hes apparently an absolute alpha , but in reality had to confront my mate with no less than 8 of his fellow “biker brothers “ It’s nonsense like this that makes the world worse imho

“They all laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon , now he’s up there , laughing at them ! “

Watched the original top gun then Rocky back to back Monday night , two absolutely great movies imho particularly rocky where, if anything , gets overshadowed by the fact that he is a boxer , there’s a lot to the story , a great urban decay film imho watched a documentary last night about the Hatton garden heist which had so every inadvertently funny moments , in particular the police made a deal about Kenny Collins cutting about in his Mercedes with his staffy sat on the passenger seat. In a cut away moment to him he says “ if I’d didn’t have that f***ing dog , I’d have f****d off out