THE STIFFMEISTER

Oh I know torture in years ti come a great big head stone with an engraved clock and tape measure to remember his achievements

I’ve got f**k all will die with f**k all and leave my kids f**k all either f**k it , at least I’m on time

Do you think he was maybe thrash to death of being late seeing what you were charged for ?

30 quid an hour

Im north of you , so it would be down , but I suppose no one tells you what direction you are or where your at. I might take you up on that

Just what I thought . Indoctrinated . seems that when other people do things they are are sheep / indoctrinated but when you do exactly the same thing, (and you do being honest ) your somehow above the laws of decorum as no one tells you what to do . interesting personality type

When you go shopping and Asda closes at 4 on Sunday what do you do ? it intrigues me

So basically your a prick

Indoctrinated then

When you go on holiday , do you just turn up at the airport when you want to?

Conversely did you see the behaviour yesterday of gianni infantino? the guy has absolute delusions of grandeur on a scale many would have thought not possible what an complete helmet

I reckon my 9 year old boy will be out of school by 13 , ideally I’ll be out in 4 years with a tidy sum and a pension . I’ll just get a little 20 hrs a week job in b and q monging about then spend the rest of the day time f***ing about with him watching the professionals re runs on telly can’t wait if I’m honest

I seriously f***ing love a date night out , the scant opportunity for adventures , maybe the night of your lives , it may be the greatest night out ever however date nights usually follow a distinct pattern I like to break into three phases . the preparation the expectation the acceptance previous date nights have included the following locations : AC/DC tribute act in Andover , karaoke in tidworth, Cher tribute act in Northallerton , Bon jovi tribute act in Carlisle , an evening with Katie price and Kerry katona in Billingham , karaoke In Stockton upon tees.

I lived in Ipswich for 14 years. Used to go to a few games now and then, it’s a funny derby as the towns are so far apart ! Ipswich has a bit of a place in my heart as their greatest ever player , Kevin Beattie , was a Carlisle lad from the same estate as my mother in law

Schools wasted on the young . It’s the best time of your life . had some absolute roars at school that even now make me laugh thinking about it . A particular favourite was the night my pal thought it would be funny to take an air rifle to the school disco another lad thought it was a good idea to stick a pen knife in a light socket and we turned it on . It was like summat from a film . a lad in my class lit all the Bunsen burners in the science class on and set fire to three birds jackets as they looked in from the door window in horror. we had an open air pool at t