THE STIFFMEISTER

f***ing hell , is that what you took from that ?

I didn’t know he was into running dogs mate , I thought heel was class in the firm but his best work is in Dracula

I find the uk is arguably the greatest producers of both canine , feline and human specimens . for example look at myself , I eat what I want , when I want , exist on a diet of coffee, vapes, press ups and what’s app and I’ll be honest , I’m an absolute machine.

Completely agree mate look the part , act the part.

you keep missing out the best bit “the bull McCabe will dance wi ya “ anyone who refers to themself in the third person in my eyes is a f***ing hero

Ffs leave off one of my favourite films that regardless , I used to be able to recite that film verbatim . Bull McCabe is a classic antihero in my eyes ironically the people who will be as you think , will be the very people that you would hate . Those east Belfast videos doing the rounds on social media are a fuse waiting to be lit imho

He was just a chef , like seagal

Can’t hear you

Just crossed the ferry tonight you don’t even need a boat in reality , judging by the crowd on the ferry , I’d say that outwith the party I was travelling with , there wasn’t a single identifiable Brit on board the invasion is well and truly underway

Seriously though , if you found a great white washed up or in its final thralls on the beach, if you don’t at least attempt a selfie on its back with at least one of the below items : a katana an electric guitar a Skeletor outfit I don’t want know you

I’m not being funny mate , but how long have you been at it ? this isn’t a new thing

Covid jabs

I watched one of them last night and was about to say the same . that geezer in the luminous jacket should have been arked into a window

For reference for some , who think they have seen a bit. im from a council estate and so is my Mrs and neither of us have seen anything like it there. its genuinely like a film set from an American town from a piss hole drama , to the extent that it was used in trump campaign videos . it isn’t patch on easterhouse or a rough inner city , it’s more “an absolute f***ing dump “ vibe

I respect that you mate but In what regard ? why would anyone wish to see a national institution torn apart because of the Actions of one f***ing complete f***ing scumbag ? would you be happy to see man united expelled from the football league and dissolved because they employed mason greenwood ? It’s a bitter and twisted attitude mate , it’s beneath you to see next door burn because his windows are bigger than yours . One day it was hunting , then it’s the royals , what else is no longer off limits ?