THE STIFFMEISTER

I reckon my 9 year old boy will be out of school by 13 , ideally I’ll be out in 4 years with a tidy sum and a pension . I’ll just get a little 20 hrs a week job in b and q monging about then spend the rest of the day time f***ing about with him watching the professionals re runs on telly can’t wait if I’m honest

I seriously f***ing love a date night out , the scant opportunity for adventures , maybe the night of your lives , it may be the greatest night out ever however date nights usually follow a distinct pattern I like to break into three phases . the preparation the expectation the acceptance previous date nights have included the following locations : AC/DC tribute act in Andover , karaoke in tidworth, Cher tribute act in Northallerton , Bon jovi tribute act in Carlisle , an evening with Katie price and Kerry katona in Billingham , karaoke In Stockton upon tees.

I lived in Ipswich for 14 years. Used to go to a few games now and then, it’s a funny derby as the towns are so far apart ! Ipswich has a bit of a place in my heart as their greatest ever player , Kevin Beattie , was a Carlisle lad from the same estate as my mother in law

Schools wasted on the young . It’s the best time of your life . had some absolute roars at school that even now make me laugh thinking about it . A particular favourite was the night my pal thought it would be funny to take an air rifle to the school disco another lad thought it was a good idea to stick a pen knife in a light socket and we turned it on . It was like summat from a film . a lad in my class lit all the Bunsen burners in the science class on and set fire to three birds jackets as they looked in from the door window in horror. we had an open air pool at t

It’s almost a pattern of some type

That’s the elephant in the room in all this thread . the reality is that @mC HULLhas some serious coursing weaponry

Bangers off for a couple hours with the rod

Nah you’ve got him all wrong there mate that’s carping not West Ham that winds him up

Wait till you see my 9 year old then he looks like Drago

Warding off cowans?

Note to self . Never visit Alabama rivers

Just had summat similar myself , trying to sty off bread but that peppercorn sauce left on my plate just stares at me like Kim Kardashian in pair of wet look leggings

Have you seen the one where he is having a fight in a scrap yard and turns into something from a seagal film , it’s f***ing amazingly shit

Carrick is streets ahead of Howe imho at this stage of his career in comparison to where Howe was

I read something this weekend that perfectly sums up my attitude . “people talk about Eddie Howe at Newcastle as if he is managing the club as a charitable endeavour “