THE STIFFMEISTER

Oh f**k off id be John Duttons ranch land you’d be John cravens news round

Oakham and Rutland in general is still tidy Oakham is absolutely packed full of hares The royal Anglian regiment are based there and are known as “the poachers” The mess presentation piece and there freedom march hark back to this

Honestly I have a dreaded feeling that this is the beginning of a disastrous couple of months and it will only get worse. we have a bit of a drag of fixtures coming up , mainly top half teams and Europe but for me personally , ( this is as bad a Celtic side I’ve seen since the millennium) we have to win in the Scottish cup 4th round game at auchinlek. It looks to be the super caley go ballistic game of his reign and it will haunt us for a decade if we lose. anything less than a convincing comfortable win will see him down the road imho

Those roofing contractors will be on their toes now buddy

If you can’t find a bear , find Ken , they are normally looking for him lol

I can’t compare to this experience really but I’ve spent a little time in the states , and the month I spent in them little towns in and around San Diego and LA were exactly this , San Bernardino ( my granny’s sisters family lived there , I only found out after i came home ) , lake Elsinore and temecula will never feature in any tourist brochure but it was genuinely amazing knocking about there

Keep cracking on @NEWKIDtime of your life buddy

I love this place sometimes eh

Two of my favourites are taras bulbas and the vikings

Watched three belters over the last week double bill of the Italian Job followed by the great escape then crocodile Dundee yesterday proper festive viewing

I was in an army recruiting video a couple of years back , true story

Take twat

You get about you charts

Sure I’ve seen him about

I believe I have , does he not also mention Celts sister ?