RaiderBoy
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I was feeling low the other day, so I went to confession. "I've been having terrible thoughts Father", I began. "I keep having a recurring dream about a young boy, who must be at least 8, coming into my bedroom at night. He gently wakes me, I brush his golden locks with my fingers, pinch his chubby cheeks before he gives me an amazing blow job. Am I paedophile father?" There was a pause and a cough from the next booth. "Paedophile is such a strong word", muttered the Priest,"Now this fat little blonde boy....what was he wearing?...."
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Go on my last thread and say that! Richard
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I went to see a fortune teller with my wife today. "Sit down," she smiled, placing her hands on my palms. "Your two boys will have long successful careers." "Ooh," my wife whispered. "She knows that we've got two boys." "You will grow old with the love of your life," the fortune teller carried on. "With a woman whose name begins with 'S'." "Oh my god," I burst out, turning to my wife. "Your sister's name is Sarah!" "And my name's Sandra, you c**t!" Manager goes into his meeting room to meet his 4 employees. He tells them that due to the current economic climate, h
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on a similar note (but non hunting related), when I was at school I had a mate who had a GSD called Kissy.....WTF! There's a few like that around here, you wonder what goes through their heads when they name their dogs. On the other hand i once had a beagle that i named franky. Richard
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They named it after what their parents call you when your not around. Richard
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By letting my mother name them. Now i have four ferrets named Archy, Amber, Mona and Honey. Up until sept last year i had a female Boxer called Lucy and now we have a friggin cat called Ruby. Richard
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Popped ???.. ;..... Popped Verb: 1. Make a sudden, sharp, explosive sound. 2. Cause (something) to burst , making such a sound: "they were popping ballons with darts". Hope thats cleared the air for you mate. Richard
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Ive had it before, i rather enjoyed it too! Richard
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League Against Cruel Sports
RaiderBoy replied to Terrier Sam's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
Thousands of tonnes of lead shot are discharged over rural Britain. Lead shot is harmful to wildlife preying on shot birds and can leave poisonous residue in the soil, lakes and rivers. I find this funny. 1 Tonne = 1000000 grammes An average cartridge contains 36 grammes of shot i think, so that would mean 27777.8 Carts had to be fired to make 1 tonne of lead. To make the quoted 1000 tonnes of lead that would need to be 27777777.7778 carts fired. I'm not sure how many carts are fired each year in britain but it cant be that much. Just using 'Pure Gold - 30 gram Felt' which w -
In that Mr Nice? The famous drug smuggler? Thats what i was thinking, Howard Marks. Pretty sure he's the welsh bloke on my sta nav. Richard
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Well if your just giving it a go i suggest you buy cheap at first and then move to the more expensive stuff if you get into it. This is just my recomendation, others may chose differently but if i was to spend a day going for trout on a river this is the kit i would chose. Rod- http://www.dragoncarpdirect.com/products/%22Azure%22-Match-Rod-%252d-3pce-12ft.-Waggler.html Reel- http://www.dragoncarpdirect.com/products/%22Azure-FD-300%22-Match-Reel.html Along with some 6lb line and various other bits and bobs. You should easily be set for under £40, that way if you get bored you havent lost
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For a start what method are you going to be using to catch these trout? On the fly? Using worms, maggots etc?
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Reminds of the guy who tried to shoot a wart off his finger using a 12 guage he supposidly found under a hedge, resulting in the loss of his finger. Bellend! Richard
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Havent seen any martins around here for about 2-3 weeks but there's one or two flying around the street now, my only thought is there from further north and are just riding out the last of the good weather. Totaly un-related to wildlife but the ferrets are suffering too, their coats were starting to thicken which leaves them close to over heating in the day time. This week is the first time ive actually seen them go over their chests in a tray of water i put in there. Poor buggers must really be suffereing. Richard
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This weather is unseasonal! Rushed home today to find them laying stretched out and panting? ive never seen them pant before. I just squirted them with a spray bottle and they wernt even bothered, they loved it. Close call that was, another half hour and they may have been done for. So they now have the cage in the shade and a tray of water to mess about in for tomorrow. Richard
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Sounds like a good excuse to emmigrate! you could make a good living doing a 7/7 shift pattern in the mines and hunting!. Richard
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Rats tail, its natural. It will grow back soon when the temperature starts to fall. All four of mine have barely a hair between them on their tails. Richard
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Especially as one is my shooting Buddy and the other hates Squirrels and Magpie's has she feeds all the song Birds, I'm From the next valley Bud, Troedyrhiw, Used to go out with a lass from Cymdare when i was a Kid. regards Daz. And you ended up in manchester? not exactly an improvement. Richard
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Sounds like you've got some good neighbours, Ive got young families both sides so shooting any quarry in the garden is a big no. Richard
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Does she live amongst other ferrets? Maybe she's being bullied off the food by the others. Just a thought Anyway, i have a tiny jill thats never put on weight and 4 years on she's still as fit as the day i got her. I'd go with kays advice, always seems to be bang on. Richard
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That is like asking ford to sort out a cortina or an escort though mate. As i understand most of the Mk1 are about 10-15 years old, for what they are and how thier used 10 years is a good run. Richard
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Enough of this pish, we need a new MOD!
RaiderBoy replied to Ideation's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting
I seem to spend an extortionate amount of time on here but a mod i am not Malt seems to be a good guy, ive been reading his post's since the maltenby era. I seem to share a lot of opinions and values with him and ive never disagreed with him, top guy. Richard -
It's a good idea and can show hunting in a good light as long as you stick to good hunting practice's because anti's do watch each and every video looking for something that can show us in a bad light. Also you had better have a thick skin because these forementioned anti's will slate you for what you do. Richard
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Used to do them at school, best one was playing the character we made up called angus from the national society of dogs. Most of them went a little like this... Hello this angus from the national society of dogs may i speak to your dog please? or the pretending to be a pre recorded message saying you've won a free holiday press 1 for details and so on, its supprising how many people pressed 1 before hanging up after hearing the laughter. Also phoning random boys from the years above and below and claiming he's been sleeping with your girlfriend and he'll soon be on the recieveing e
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Pontsticill reservoir in Merthyr Tydfil is a safe bet for a good day's bream fishing, im more of a carp fisherman myself but mates of mine have had large weights of good size bream from there just using basic open ended feeder tactics. Good pike fishing there too apparently. Probably best to get in touch with http://www.mtaa.co.uk/ for details on best spots, prices and so on.... Richard Edit: I see your from tredegar so what ive said is probably useless.
