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  1. Swampy

    Irish Vote

    I really hope you don't regret it! I suspect you will though! Swampy Sadning
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    Irish Vote

    Loathe that I am to say this. Surely that was a case of to many politicians spending waaay too much time in "cafes". Damn I love Holland but how the fek did you allow that to happen!?
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    IRELAND

    Possibly. but like I said this is more than likely to be a regional assembly issue. i.e Scotland Ireland Wales or one of the defragmented areas of England. Europe could well decide to turn us into an Industrial dumping ground! There won't be any badgers to dig then, let alone deer rabbit et al! This is very serious! Please vote "NO" rgsd Swampy hasta la victoria, siempre!
  4. Swampy

    Irish Vote

    ABSOFEKINLUTELY! Unfortunately the Irish have had so much money from the EU that they are unlikely to vote "No" I hope that they see it for what it is and not the lies that they have been spun. This could be the beginning of the end. However if they vote "No". They'll only have another vote until they get thenanswer they want. Sorry Dosser i really thinked we're going to get sghafted with the rough end of a european pineapple! Swampy Ninging in despair
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    IRELAND

    I suspect that hunting will be down to the regional assemblies. However the enforcement of any such law could be devolved to the european police. Who will have the right to kick your back door in (literally, metaphorically and euphamistically!) cart you off to whatvever country in europe they like without even needing to possess a warrent! So next time some ring piece grasses you up for having too many terriers/lurchers or staffs. You could end up wallowing in a Portuguese prison without charge for months! Scary but true folks Ning in fear all
  6. Soak corn in vodka. Saves a lot of damage to cars. You can just pick them up staggering all over the place! Not that I would advocate such a heinous crime................. Swampy ning hic pluck
  7. "tasted better than the swan last week.." swampy Length? just long enough to ning
  8. Swampy

    IRELAND

    TWICE! double ning hasta la victoria, siempre!
  9. Swampy

    IRELAND

    Please all you Irish folk. The future is in your hands today. If you vote "Yes" you will be consigning us all to a bereaucratic wastland. Hitler tried to unite europe.don't let the Bliars of this world do it. Pleae vote "NO" rgds swampy Nnging in hope
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    cougars

    I reallyn do not understand that comment it makes no sense whatsoever. please explain...preferably in English. Rgds Swampy “I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.†ning
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    cougars

    Nah don't believe him! A Ford would never make it up a mountain, clutch would burn out even if it had the HP rgds Swampy Iff road ning
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    Worms

    Need some info from you guys. So if you could indulge me I'd be greatful, as it'll save me trolling the interweb. I was out last night with the pup. Had only just got into the field and he was off. The sun had just gone down and my eyes aren't so good after a cfew ciders so I couldn't see what he was after. Two minutes later he appears from the gloom with a rabbit. Quick snap and rather than carry it for the rest of the walk took it home, its only two minutes away. Anyway the lad asked if he could have it as he sells it to the old boy down the road and he needs some coinage for new guita
  13. That springer you had. It was a dog wasn't it?!!!! Swampy Nings "beastiality's best boys, beastiality's best,,,,,,shag a wallaby"
  14. What kind of pups? Swampy curious ning
  15. "to all the other members ........ where in bills post does it say his dog was off the lead???? your all jumping on the band wagon again ...." Its been mentioned three times. Twice with question marks after them. Some "Bandwagon" that is! Swampy A ning for a pedant
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    the sun

    Too bloody right, Mal. The present crop of Sun-reader Tories are going to get a real shock if Camerons' bunch of yes-men ever get back in power. I think we'll be waiting a lot longer than 2-3 years for any repeal of the Hunting ban, not with the New Caring Fluffy Conservative Party. And don't expect much action over European legislation. Those who complain about the EC might do well to remember who it was that took us into it. Aye, every government since 1945 has moved us close to the EEC. Please also remember tha it was Goebels who first coined the phrase! Swampy Nin
  17. So let me get this straight.............. Staff comes running over, your terrier gets defensive, fight ensues, dogs pulled apart and terrier gets bitten. 1 Thankfully no person is hurt! 2. Dogs fight it in their psyche 3. Dogs don't have access to lawyers so the blame issue is on both of them. 3. Your dog wasn't on a lead? 4. If you know your dog gets defensive in the presence of other dogs you will have to accept the fact that its going to get into fights. At the time of the fight neither owner was in control. If the Staff had grabbed your daughter arm then you could argue t
  18. 14 years ! I know the courts are slow but Fek Me what was your lawyer thinking!? Now go out and enjoy yourself...............................AND DON'T DO IT AGAIN! Swampy A married ning
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    the sun

    They are all the same. Puippets of Brussels! Labour is not Labour and the Tories are not conservative. They are all playing the same cards. Where the worker and the poor supplement the rich and the bureaucrats. It is more like choosing the method of your own execution. Rise up and revolt citizens of this great island! Swampy ninging in revolution/revultion
  20. youv been watching to many john wyane films lol I believe that there is a NZ cartoon from the papers about a dog called dog.sheep dog methinks. Rgds Swampy A ning by any other name
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    Cider

    Isn't Magnors the same as Bulmers? Also have you noticed that Perry is now being marketed as Pear cider as most folk didn't know what perry was. Talk about dumbing down and catering for the lowest common denominator. On the subject of Perry.....You can't beat brothers on that one. I missed half of Glastonbury coz of that stuff! Swampy Two nings equal a pear
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    Cider

    Aspalls. Failing that lots and lots and lots of the inferior stuff tends to illiminate any taste buds and preferances you might have before hand. Remember; Too much is not enough! Rgds Swampy Raising my ning in salute to apples. The corner stone of a great drinking tradition
  23. A scouser on a plane? Must have been flying ConAir. 90% of scousers have admitted they like sex in shower. The other 10% haven't been to prison yet! rgds Swampy Not ninging in Liverpool for a long time
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    labour

    An interesting tale. Have you read animal farm? Similar trains of thought. This is not just a Labour thing though, the Libs would do exactly the same. It is time this country protected its democracy and stopped cow towing to the bureucratic monster that is the EU, which dictates party politics in this country. As a foot note, did any of you hear how this gov't has announced that it intends to increase powers to councils and police to inhibit the right to have 24hr opening in pubs??????? Was it not the Labour Gov't that introduced the 24hr drinking in the first place ?? Just so that
  25. As long as your trailer is locked (cannot be towed) is in a road worthy condition and it is parked legally i.e parked where a car wouldn't be breaking the law then there is not a lot the police can do about it. A road worthy condition is a bit of a grey area but I do know that it should have the number plate of the car that usually tows it (not obligatory if it is a removable one for multiple vehicles and it has two red reflective triangles on it (at the back...seperated by a specified distance blah blah blah...) i reckon someone has complained coz they couldn't park their car....I get i
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