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  1. The film got "premiered" last night. George Clooney does the voice of Mr Fox. Supposed to be v good. Many plaudits. Can't remember whether George is an anti tho'. Probably is, most "luvvies" are. Helps their public image. Can anyone name an actor who is pro hunting? Swampy I just lurv ninging dahrling!
  2. Are you for real? Trying reading the thread you twunt! More reading might help your spelling! Swampy Ning dong
  3. At least we'll knowm the wildlife will be safe eh? Let me know when your going out....I'll stay in! It'll be safer! ps Lightweight?!!!? Rgds Swampy ninging about how to wear a bullet proof vest
  4. Works for me too! nice one! Swampy Ninging with permission
  5. There's a film due out called "Fabulous Mr Fox" based on the Roahl Dahl character. Is this also going to fund sabs? Swampy Ninging inspite of an no ning time zone
  6. New I could rely on you Catch! I'm just a bit short on brains.........well working brains anyway. Long time no ning pal Bestest Regards Swampy
  7. What you just sed sums it all up, lol. But he can bollocks if he thinks anything is changing, ive been walking these fields, river, and woods since i was a very young lad, i wont cause any damage or trouble but ill keep doing what i do. I probably know the local land better than anyone else, him included. If you had a right of way it would give you firmer ground to argue from. But hey like you say, you'll carry on walking the ground.......and he didn't tell you to "get orf ma land" So maybe everything'll be cool Hope so....................just a thought< there's a phrase/saying that g
  8. Carefull 'shroom! You are not allowed to use the five letter anocronym RSPC* It has been copy righted (even in lower case!). You are now officially in breach of copy right law and could be prosecuted ! Man you live life on the edge! Total respect for you antidisestablishmentarialism dude! Swampy Criminals of ning
  9. "Haves and have nots" Are we talking brains here or respect?......Or both? No brainer really innit Wilf? We'll carry on regardless and the "have nots" will dissapear only to be reincarnated later as some other pain in the ass. Life's a bitch. You just have to get through it in your own way. I personally recommend copious amounts of strong cider! Rgds Swampy Formerly an ancient of Moo Moo, now a ning
  10. You own a lurcher what do you expect!? Tough call tho' mate. If you don't know whose land it is and whether you had a right of way. Me, I just smile an be polite. Its hard to be rude to someone who isn't rude back. Slip the dawg when he's gone. rgds Swampy This ning was formerly an ancient of Moo Moo
  11. Awwww......thanks Wilf.......I feel all warm and fuzzy pink on the inside now. Couldn't possibly go out tonight and shoot bunnies.........?! OK thats over .......now wheres that 'kin gun, lamp and bag.......c'mom lurch we're off Rgds Swampy ning is all about you
  12. Don't normally eat before sex, but if you let me have Rosemarys tel number I'm prepared to try the rabbit in red wine! Swampy ninging with a full tummy
  13. Right ! This'll F*ck a few people off.! Lurcher folk have ALWAYS had a tough time when it comes to public perception. Perhaps it's an historic thing ? Maybe going back to the days when lurcher owners couldn't afford a pedigree dog so employed a mongrel. Maybe it was a status thing? Status and image have for some time, rightly or wrongly been a very important part of our society. Chavs with their "fighting dogs" Noveau riche with springers and brown labs because they think thats what they should have and in puts them in the same bracket as the landed gentry. Even gypsies have changed. When
  14. So they do have some uses?!!!! Did the dog retrieve to hand? Normally they retrieve a hand! Swampy Ninging and not dissing the cuntstabulary............ooooopppssss sorry officer is was a typo!
  15. Thought i'd share this. Took my lad out with my brand new T10. Kids being kids wanting a go. Me being soft, let him. So with a target at 30+ yds I'm thinking that he's pushing it. Was just about to say wait when he pulls the trigger. I swear the sound of the pellet hitting the skull was louder than the gun. An outright, no twitching, no jumping drop dead kill. So first blood to the jnr Swampmeister....with my bloody gun! From now on he can stick with his ferrets! Or his Airsporter!
  16. Man! Whilst I appreciate that most including myself, enjoy seeing breeds of dogs in pictures my paramount thought was "hey this guy met a hippy bird in a cave in a foreign country on holiday...........this'll be good!" Get pics of the lass up FFS ! Belgian Shepards......grand dogs, great protectors....what you saying? Couldn't get past the four legged chaperone? Damn! Standards are slipping in England! rgds Swampy Ninging in a cave somewhere in Leics!
  17. Swampy

    IRELAND

    Very true pal.........I agree with you totally on that one. A bit of criac for you mate, at least you Irish fellas will get to feck us over once and for all ATB, W The mirrored position that you talk of is somewhat distorted by the fact that this is not about one countries election its about the future of us all. To raise past problems between our two countries could be called by some as "cutting your nose off to spite your face" This thing is bigger than anything we've had to deal with before. I think that Eire is extremely lucky to have this vote. i wish we had the oppor
  18. Just aguess but I'd say "English Bull Terrier" But what do I know, I prefer proper dogs! Swampy release the ning
  19. Swampy

    IRELAND

    By the currency speculators in europe who want a european bureaucracy! Talk about being beaten into submission! This was Irelands chance to show themselves for what they really are. I hope they haven't thrown that chance away Ningingathenrye
  20. Swampy

    IRELAND

    And the newspaper is? Read Dossers previous post. Its not often that I can fall totally on the side of Dosser but he got this one right! Swampy FrighteNING
  21. Swampy

    IRELAND

    I was going to give a similar reply, but couldn't be arsed in the end. Blimey Malt ! I was going to accuse you of apathy but I couldn't be arsed eith.................................
  22. Swampy

    IRELAND

    I agree, whole heartedly, and slowly my country SCOTLAND IS GOING THE SAME ROOT, ALLOW THE PEOPLE OF THERE COUNTRY, to decide there own future, not some one down in WESTMINSTER, As I said before a YES will mean that you will NEVER get to decide your own future. Its a shame that the old feuds take preceedence over a greater and more potent threat. Swampy ning for a free europe
  23. Swampy

    IRELAND

    John, call it a treaty if you want, but this is about europe being governed by a centralised non elected bereaucratic clique. By saying YES you have given up your right to free governing so it is irrelevant as to the outcome of what could now be no more than a local election. Their hands will be tied to the puppeteers of brussells. I am sure that in the short term it would look good for Eire. You certainly have benefitted from the eu bribes...sorry....grants that they have bestowed upon your fine land. However this was never about Eire on its own. Its about a centralised government run from
  24. Swampy

    IRELAND

    Hang on! Did you not vote NO last time? So your gov't decides to have another vote to ensure you get to say YES. "I find it amusing UKIP and other foreign parties believe they can tell the Irish people how to vote. We'd enough of that for long enough." You have now voted for exactly that! You have always wanted a free Ireland. Kiss that good bye! Swampy Ninging sadly with atear in his eye
  25. Swampy

    Irish Vote

    Unfortunately we wont have a navy army or airforce by then. And it'll be my kids and grand kids that will have to pick up the pieces of our almighty cockup! We should be ashamed that we let it come to this! Swampy Ninging and frantically learning the german/french language
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