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Swampy

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  1. I get those days everyday.............still stops one getting bored! You tube has to be the most time consuming site on the web.I could lose days of my life watching some of the stuff on there. Fortunately its a banned web site from my laptop at work. So can't get to see some of the stuff peeps post on here. rgds Swampy procrastinatning
  2. FFS Snap. What do you do all day? If you keep knocking these out It'll keep me smiling tho' bang on rgds Swampy ninging in a drum n bass stylee with a hint of taragon!
  3. Quality! Swampy ning ning round 2
  4. Thats a fair point....but then if you want to just go by players instead of teams....then sorry but east london win hands down,in fact my west ham wins hands down half the england team either started off or made their name at west ham.....dafoe,lampard,carrick,johnson,james,ferdinand,cole x 2.....the list go,s on right back to paul ince !....even john terry is out of east london !....if it wasnt for west ham england would never have won the world cup for crying out loud Also west ham field week to week a higher number of english players than any other premier league team....not as many as b
  5. Blimey! Its gonna be a lean Christmas dinner for you! rgds Swampy festivening
  6. Spell "it" with a silent "p"? there is no "p" in "it" so of course it's silent. One up to me I reckon! Your turn now . . . Ric just going for a p Now you're just taking "it" rgds Swampy grammatical ning
  7. My only concern is that with the coming of the ice age there will be no crops............and because of the hunting ban what will be able to eat? Whale meat, fish, deer/caribou, rabbit............there aint enough to go round. Next stop WWIII. Bring it on I say! I won't be paying much tax then I can assure you. rgds Swampy Hungryning
  8. 'Ning Ric. Going to have to run with the conspiracy theorists on this one. It is scientific fact that we are currently going through a period of cooling at the moment. I have no doubt that the "human" contribution is a factor but it certainly isn't the root cause. Deforrestation, over population, and burning fossil fuels will not help at all. However there is overwhelming evidence that we could possibly be entering into another ice age. You have to admit that it is odd that governments are quite keen to introduce green taxes and at the same time do nothing about the issue thay are saying
  9. It doesn't mean shite! No offense I know its a bit o' banter but. Neither the North or london can claim to be representative of their area. Arsenal once fielded a team in europe with not one English player let alone a Londoner! Football is a disgrace ! It used to be the working mans sport.It still is. Its just now the working man is being taken for a ride. Overpaid foreign players who think they are above the law and who'd desert any team if the grass was greener. Loyalty? None! Fans who pay their wages deserve more! God forbid if Rugby goes down the same road..........or am I too
  10. Where's Dosser and Brummie when you need them eh? rgds Swampy activening
  11. Do more miles perhaps? Swampy mathmaticning
  12. WIFES DIARY 20 November 2009 Saturday Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong. He dro
  13. Swampy

    Flat Rats

    I have a real issue with poison. You might be aware that leics has a poor record when it comes to the illegal poisoning of raptors? Suely this could be as a result of poisoned rats? During the shooting season, paths near us often have signs up saying keep your dogs on leads as rat poison has been put down. It could be just scare tactics, but the thought of my dog, who'd eat anything, dying a long and painful death because of a poisoned rat is enough for me to avoid the area. Poison gets in the food chain and does more damage than people know. So a size 7 DM for me everytime..........quite
  14. Read the Post. It says "looks Like"! JEEZ. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself why? Swampy 1st Ning this PM and still at 'kin work!
  15. i live on a council estate but i own my house. its what pisses me off. i bet its some one who pays f all to live in a council house identical to mine how is moaning. but id never get one cause i graft instead of taking the rock and roll or being from afganistan. f**k them mate your house your rules tell them to go and stick the complaint up there arse and play some loud music and terrorise the neighbours while you are at it ,i have a moning c**t near me they had boards on windows one day i never heard them moan again Ah The voice of reason! Twunts like you wouldn't last long round my ne
  16. Droid you are a cynic! Its Gordon Brown and Tony B liars fault!
  17. Nice one Malt! 50/50 eh? Well its a start I guess! Does he speak English yet? rgds Swampy Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............ning
  18. People who hijack Che Guevera's picture to make themselves look cool. Whoops . . . Ric Just someone I admire greatly......have not got a picture of you........... A pity his picture could not inspire others to do something about their country......My picture would cause hilarity and pity! swampy Cubanning
  19. Or is it just the English? Swampy NING FOR MALT
  20. Mate. You have issues! rgds Swampy Concernedning
  21. I sympathise mate. A restraining order is the only way forward. Katy Perry and Holly Willoughby were the same with me. Made my life hell! Swampy Fantasticning
  22. Right then. Its Friday. Sooooo...................... What are the three things that really get on your wick for no apparent reason whatsoever? Mine are as follows:- 1. People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway when the nearside lane is empty. 2. People who drive with their foglamps on when its completely good visability 3. People who flick my lighter on just to play. And they don't even smoke. 4. (I can have four as its my thread!) Man Utd fans whose only affiliation with Mancdhester is that they buy their racing post from a guy who used to live next door to a woman whose
  23. Its fine ! They're lovely with bacon tomato and lettuce with a sprinkling of balck pepper! rgds Swampy canabalisticning
  24. Fair point! rgds Swampy Englishman ninging at work since 08:30 19-11-09
  25. Santa? Swampy dyslexicning No mate not the jolly fat bloke dressed in red, high on fly argarics and reindeer p1ss you can't burn him it wouldn't be proper... lord of the flies, lucifer, beelzebub, Prince of darkness no wait that last one was Ozzy....... He's eeva, eeva I say burn him burn the antispell So why the fek does he keep coming down the chimney.......surest way of getting burnt if you as me! Bloody masochist! And him living with elvis, supposedly making toys in the N pole!???? FFS he died of a drugs overdose in gracelands, on a bog, years ago!
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