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  1. An act of euthanasia is sure to get the attention of the media! Well volunteered rgds Swampy suicidalning
  2. I reckon the copper was right! I get offended when I see a bloke in a skirt! Bestest Regards And said in "the best possible taste" (RIP Mr Everret) Swampy Englishning
  3. There's nothing like a positive attitude................and THAT is. Nothing like a positive attitude! Swampy will march. With an army of Nings. Give us a date tho! rgds Swampy protestingning
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    Parrot

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put
  5. Is that a gaelic film? Does it have sub titles? I love these small independant art house movies. Saw a low budget repro called "Brown Star wars" Awsome! rgds Swampy Ninging in a Ron Jeremy stylee
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    Drinkers

    Hi Catch! hows part time work you slacker?! Try it as a good chaser for a pint of Rockingham Cider! You never know, if they had all sat round drinking cider and scotch all day they'd be too feked to fight! "FREEDOM"...........HA! Don't get me started! You're just a small regional assembly of Europe now pal....You'll be wishing Westminster still ran ya! Bestest Wishes, Long Drinks, Tall women and as you're scottish....shallow pockets! Swampy Land of hope and Ning
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    Drinkers

    Not for one nano second did I think that any Scotsman would ever be so un biased as to suggest that it wasn't a bad tipple..........Except for the one who reviewed it! Stereotypical Scotts on this site. They have been supplying Scotland malt for years.....but hey that is forgotten. Me? I'll try any thing twice.......well apart from sticking a needle in my arm, a dick in my a*se and suicide....but apart from that what have the romans done for us?! rgds Swampy pythoning
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    Drinkers

    http://www.englishwhisky.co.uk/home.html Another bastion of "Scottishness" succumbs to English superiority! Or are we scared come thier independance they will stop the flow! rgds Hic ning
  9. That makes the climatologists the most dangerous folk on earth! Scaryning
  10. Mate, the Oxford /Cambridge theory isn't far from the mark. It has all been planned loooonnnngggg ago. With poverty comes subservience....welcome to the real world! Come on in the waters loverly rgds Swampy drowning They make the make the Mafia look like amatuers if only Adolf Hitler had employed bankers instead of sadistic lunatics he might have accomplished what new labour have excelled at, destroying Great Britain. We are truly fooked, I wouldn't have David Camerons next 4 years for a 100 billion pounds (talk about pissing in the wind ). The only good thing to come out
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    ADAM C

    I thought you had spoken to him yesterday and he told you that it had been posted out and he had proof of posting and he explained that the post office needed time to sort it out so why are you c****ing the guy off?? I f you are so tough why not post your name and address and offer to meet the guy or are you scared that he will kick your arse its easy to be a keyboard warrior isn't it? TWUNT! no ning for you
  12. Of the impoverished, it is the strong of will that become politcal (revolutionary in some cases). But they are in the minority. The rest are subservient through necessity. rgds Swampy politicallyninging
  13. Did you actually go to the link at the beginning of this thread? Check any name on the list (google is your friend!) These people sre respected scientists who have nothing to gain but the continuation of their credibility. Rather than the sensationalist media attention seeking syncophants that do the bidding of gov't to feather their own funding (life) and satisfy their egos1 rgds Swampy yes please bar man another ning on the rocks and whatever the lady wants
  14. Mate, the Oxford /Cambridge theory isn't far from the mark. It has all been planned loooonnnngggg ago. With poverty comes subservience....welcome to the real world! Come on in the waters loverly rgds Swampy drowning
  15. Even if that research is funded by a company that stands to benifit financially if the outcome proves to be in thier favour? Independant.........not funded by any organisation! Swampy simples ning
  16. NOW THATS WAHT I WANTED TO SAY WHEN I WAS SOBER COCK ON OLD BOY RESPECTFULLY SWAMPY honourary ning
  17. 'Ning Ric. Going to have to run with the conspiracy theorists on this one. It is scientific fact that we are currently going through a period of cooling at the moment. I have no doubt that the "human" contribution is a factor but it certainly isn't the root cause. Deforrestation, over population, and burning fossil fuels will not help at all. However there is overwhelming evidence that we could possibly be entering into another ice age. You have to admit that it is odd that governments are quite keen to introduce green taxes and at the same time do nothing about the issue thay are saying
  18. Ho Hum. Here we go again. As we reach the end of the warmest decade since 1850 all the idjits crawl out the woodwork. What even you dipshits should be able to understand is that GLOBAL WARMING IS A FACT. The extent to which it is anthropogenic is still open to debate,but it is real. The Arctic icecap has lost more area in the last 10 years than in the previous 200. The Antarctic icecap, which is the one that matters because it is land borne, is melting so fast that instrumentation can't keep up. Anyway. Let's consider "Conspiracy Theories". There are a few groups of people who have publis
  19. Ho Hum. Here we go again. As we reach the end of the warmest decade since 1850 all the idjits crawl out the woodwork. What even you dipshits should be able to understand is that GLOBAL WARMING IS A FACT. The extent to which it is anthropogenic is still open to debate,but it is real. The Arctic icecap has lost more area in the last 10 years than in the previous 200. The Antarctic icecap, which is the one that matters because it is land borne, is melting so fast that instrumentation can't keep up. Anyway. Let's consider "Conspiracy Theories". There are a few groups of people who have publis
  20. Blimey!that was quite retrained for you Doss! One day when its to late people will benefit from the magic of hindsight. How many here are slagging off Labour now, voted them in '97? "i TOLD YOU SO" just doesn't seem to carry the correct gravitas. Ah well, so this is the winter of our discontent! rgds Swampy smugning
  21. I would guess that they're either working two web pages or ringing their mates (amazed they have any!) If I ever catch one when I'm out coursing I'll not be responsible for my actions! Swampy baitning
  22. 15 Now. It is indicative of the fact thatthey don't get out of their squatt to go to work methinks. Swampy anti anti ning
  23. It is easy to be wise AFTER the event! but thanks anyway rgds Swampy shyning
  24. FEK OFF YOU'RE TALKING BOLLOX Rgds Swampy Teasening
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