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Why Some Men have Dogs rather than Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a d
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First off you said "lets be honest". It all went down hill after that! Notwithstanding your comment. Your U21 won't be playing will they! Swampy Realisticning
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You're going to need a huge pot so that you can use the wooden spoon your going to "win" Swampy triumphantning
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A few tips;- Leave the sheep alone. Six nations coming up do't cheer too loud when England stuff Wales ! Keep the faith rgds Swampy englishning
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Did one at school in an old pavillion full of old news papers. Candle caught the paper and the pavillion burnt down. That night one of the lads went back and painted the name of the guy who organised it back to front and upside down on the inside of the burnt door. Poor lad ended up going to church nearly every day for a week. Man how I roared when he was told who did it! Its all bollx Rgds Ninging from the other side
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I grew up watching rugby on the telly with my dad and his voice in indelibly etched in my mind. Even as an englishman you could never fault his completely unbiased commentary. I hope he's (to paraphrase) "dancing in the streets of Hawick" A legend Rgds Swampy
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That'll be Tesco value then. I hope you still get the loyalty points bonus! Swampy Asdaning
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Anybody Mmmmmmm Maybe a gap in the market then I've just come back from a w/e in Scotland. The keeper there caters for Deer stalking, ferreting, and all the types of shooting you like. If you check the websites out you can normally contact them by e-mail or phone and ask the question. rgds Swampy och aye the nooning
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Wouldn't normally advise folk to contact the tax man but it might be worth letting them know?! rgds Swampy Avoidingning
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Most pet shops stock car sick tablets for dogs. They're generally made from ginger. I used ginger nut biscuits for my dog. Until he got used to the car. rgds Swampy doctorning
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Here you go folks.; As always google is always your friend! Broken Coat A coat the is very similar to a smooth coat but has trace hair on the head, face, legs or body. A broken coat needs minimal alterations to be ready for the show ring. They will generally only require a quick tidying up. A broken coat should not be soft - it should be harsh to provide protection from the elements. Rough Coat A coat that has excess trace hair on the head, face, legs or body. The hair is longer than on a smooth or broken coat. A rough coat requires more alterations than a broken coat to be ready
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Just wanted to share this with y'all. An excellent days shooting was had by all in what can only be described as "breath taking" scenery. Was even pleaseantly surprised at the over the top warm welcome from all the folk in Cambeltown towards us English. I will be definately be revisiting next year despite the cold, snow and ice. The dogs loved it as well! Rgds Swampy Scottishning
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Managed to get these two shots the following day. Sorry about the poor quality pics (Nokia are not what they should be. first time I've ever seen a Red kite take a hare. i thought they ate carrion. rgds Swampy LearNING
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Just wanted to share this lads and lasses. 14mnths old and he can't get enough. I was out for rabbits but had a chancer with a partridge. Nailed it cleanly. Dog was superb. Nearly as good as the 30yd shot. Eeeeee I'm chuffed.! rgds Swampy ninging below zero
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If you're doing cider. Use Honey or Golden Syrup in the same quantities as sugar. Gives it a deeper colour. Also keep fekin fruit flies out of it. One fly can ruin a batch. You can however turn it into cider vinegar! rgds Swampy 1st ning of the year. HNY all!
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Click on the atttachement at the beginNING of the thread Swampy
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Luxury lad, luxury. whor that when ye were living in cardboard box in middle o' tut road? tell that t kid these days an they wont believe ye. rgds swampy austericning
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No offence. But no. We do not live in a democracy anymore. That I'm afraid is the illusion that has been created by successive gov't for over 60 yrs We are the subject of a global plan to have one oligarchy. I agree that on the face of it we seem better off than many other states. However in some respects their situation could be better. We are slowly having our freedoms eroded away with misinformation and insidious laws that have no place in a real democracy. Our manufacturing industry is no longer required by europe we have been given the role of europes call centre. our countryside and
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I just signed my dog up for welfare payments. He should be eligible! He's black, lazy, can't speak English & has no feking idea who his father is... Rgds Swampy I'm gonna get a warn NING for this I'm sure....but hey its worth it just this once!
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I just signed my dog up for welfare payments. He should be eligible! He's black, lazy, can't speak English & has no feking idea who his father is... rgds Swampy I'm gonna get a warn NING for this I'm sure
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Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. untitled.bmp
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IF we lived in a democracy I would agree. We are led to believe that we do by the powers that be. However that is far from the truth. We are now governed by an un elected gov't in Brussels who are working to an agenda of dismantling our country, integrating all countries as one and have an unopposed regime that is designed for the benefit of the select few. I do not advocate acts of terrorism as the way forward but I do support the decision to disobey laws that are blatently ridiculous. This is not new. The french have been doing it for years. Just because it is law does not mean you have t
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They said that [bANNED TEXT] the tories exspected to get voted out and new labours neil kinnock was tipped to be the prime minister.Get ready for fun come election time. FUN!? How can watching another load of self serving, career politicians who have exactly the same agenda as all the others be considered fun? Its like watching your house burn down. Civil disobedience is the only way to change anything. Otherwise your identity as an individual will be lost forever. ID Cards are the least of your worries. We'll have fekin bar codes tatooed on our foreheads soon! rgds Swampy
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I think you'll find they already have! Where was the referendum on europe? rgds Swampy Bannedning
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An act of euthanasia is sure to get the attention of the media! Well volunteered rgds Swampy suicidalning With the week I am having that sounds like an attractive proposition. Save it for the march. Any preferred methods? The budhist method of petrol and a match seems a bit self indulgent not to mention H&S issues with the general public and spectators. However it would need to be reasonably extravagant to maximise public attention. Its only Tuesday FFS........it can only get better. Brgds Swampy Executionalning
