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  1. Should mention it was Top Three Most wanted!! Statistical ning!
  2. And your point is........................................................? rgds swampy I was there ning
  3. True. There are other factors. But in essence TRUE can see huge investment from American oil companies in british oil companies...............BYE BYE BP! rgds swampy drilling ning
  4. Let him stay in jail. Far worser punishment. Living in constant fear ofm physical attack for the rest of your life.Knowing that you are hated by ALL your neighbours. No where to hide away. No one to talk to. He'll go out of his mind before he gets released. He is asking for a time limit on his incarceration. OK lets give him one 30 yrs from to day. He'll be dead before he gets out. Job done Swampy free ning for me
  5. I shall avoid the obvious joke about smell! It is also illegal to have sex with a sole (fish) within 3 miles of the coast of England (at sea!) Again any jokes about doing it and getting "booted out" after will be treated in the manner in which they deserve! Anchored 3.5 miles off the needles and ninging of fish
  6. Camels carry syphylis. Camels are called "ships of the desert" because they are full of arab seamen! Truening swampy you must have scottish blood in you as you have a sense of humour lol I didn't have one last sturday PM! Rgds Swampy PS Smoking camels will kill you! Knowledgeble ning
  7. Camels carry syphylis. Camels are called "ships of the desert" because they are full of arab seamen! Truening
  8. OK OK OK! FFS HAVE YOUR BLOODY INDEPENDENCE! rgds Swampy devolved ning
  9. That'd be a vote for other then! Or are you absteining? Swampy Chief whip ning
  10. looks like the English are spending their time on the computer rather than at work! Speaks volumes Swampy lazy ning
  11. Throwing stars and Nunchuks? Now you gte the real thing from china. though why anyone would want them???????????????????? Feel sorry for the teachers. Some that are teaching my kids appear more immature than my kids! My lad knows more about art than his teacher and more about RE than his teacher and more about geography than his teacher. he still doesn't get top marks though because the "knowledge" he has doesn't tick the right box for the league tables. And that was fom his teachers! Swampy thick ning
  12. Yes ,you lot cant play rugby but you sing abit and shes fit as f**k that girl Jenkins !!!! I think that a bit unfair..................i think you'll find he was once one of wales top point scorers. Her kicking was the best of its era. swampy penalty ning
  13. It's CALLED HAVING AN AARSE HOLE YOU GUTLESS PIECE OF DOG SSHITE Correct spellings are as follows: (a) Arse and/or Ass Hole. (b)Shite. Now get along home and do your spellings home work, and no dreaming of beating people up with guns. Fekin QUALITY. Having an English lesson from someone who's flying the frog flag............The ultimate humiliation! Swampy laughingning
  14. It's CALLED HAVING AN AARSE HOLE YOU GUTLESS PIECE OF DOG SSHITE I think you'll find its called "BEING AN ASSHOLE". Hard men on the keyboard. Soft menboys in the head! Swampy sensiblening
  15. Land aint cheap at the mo'. Property is. Basic business policy. Buy Cheap sell high. If that fails...........................definately crack/crystal meth/speed balls............5 million drug addicts can't be wrong. Swampy i advise bill gates ning.........................................when I'm on crack I do!
  16. Yeah gives you a warm pink fluffy feeling inside doesn't it? I feel soooooooo much safer knowing there peeps like that around! Swampy loving not fighting ning
  17. Smog must have cleared then! Cloudyning
  18. I lived in Halmstad for about a year and can certainly vouch for the Scandihooligans. All look fit and healthy and sex seems to be their national sport. can't drink for shite.....................which is great for us as you just get the blokes pissed and then take their gf home for a good seeing to! Ahh happy premarriage days ning
  19. FISH ON!!! Point taken! I shall now retire to my desk and do some work and not rise to such childish behaviour. swampy back at work ning! All meant in the proper spirit pal!
  20. FISH ON!!! Point taken! I shall now retire to my desk and do some work and not rise to such childish behaviour. swampy back at work ning!
  21. Oh and another thing! I'd rather lose to a home nation rather than the french! Oh but lets see....................both Ireland AND wales have already done that! I may be hospitalised if god forbid we get beaten by les froggies swampy franglaise is a good ninging start!
  22. Swamps has probably choked to death on his humble pie after his bold claims of an English grand slam! Right what you say about the Saxons too BTW! Yeah Thanks for bumping that Malt! Well I am still here. Drank myself to oblivion. Smoked myself to within an inch of suffocation. I beleive that if you had read my comments during and after the match you would see that they were all unbiased and objective. For the record. I said that England would win the GS. we were tripped by the Irish (and a french linesman) I said that we would beat the Irish. Everyone else said we'd
  23. I bet the majority of fellas on here wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting and she is scottish before someone argues that she is irish, she certainly aint english, cause no english gals look that good I bet she's got English blood in her! Most have! geneticning
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