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Swampy

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  1. Such snobbery from you AFT of all people!!!!!! Sorry mate that "Bull X" of good lines is defined............................................................................................................................................................................... 2. mongrel - an inferior dog or one of mixed breed cur, mutt Canis familiaris, dog, domestic dog - a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds; "the dog barked all night" feist, fice - a nervous belligerent little
  2. These collars do have their place. As a last resort. I suspect that fat lazy b'tards are using these collars to stop the animal barking at strange noises, to limit the animals access to areas of the house etc etc.....................All from the comfort of their armchair in front of the telly! NOT for training purposes at all. The poor animal tries to get out of its bed and ZAP! WTF was that for? It doesn't have a clue why. Result a traumatised dog that has the potential to let rip one day. They are probably wearing them 24/7 only to be removed to change the batteries. However in the right
  3. IT DONT WORK FOR ME Bird. I think it might belong to you. rgds swampy chocolate ning
  4. Yeah OK mate lol Surely you would of pulled out your Rocket launcher and blew it out of the sky if that really did happen. I wasn't going to bite AFT...............but since you have. His idea of a rocket launcher may be somewhat different from ours. If you know what i mean? I'm sure however that when he was in that situation he would have had a choice of any number of weapons that he would of being carrying that day because "It is his right to carry them". Anything from a saturday night special a Dirty Harry 45, a pearl handled Patton or his peacemaker (again the irony is lost on
  5. See what you've done now TB?!!!! fekin hell they're all at it now. Jeez you can't keep giving women concessions like this. Next thing they'll be wanting a vote, a driving license, more than one dress to go out in and the right to have a "head ache" Subversive threads such as these are destroying the social fabric of this nation and the perpetrators should be sent away on a "reprogramming" vacation in siberia. Stop this insidious perversion of the natural stability of the world now. Vote Chauvin! rgds Swampy Putting the man first ning
  6. In the interest of impartiality. Perhapsm this wuld have been a better day for those N of the border; 1305: Robert the Bruce is crowned king of the Scots and will lead a successful rebellion against the English. rgds Swampy culloden ning
  7. Don't want to upset folk about this one. I'm not a farmer or a keeper of poults etc but I do think that these birds are magnificent creatures that have every right to be here and do what they do naturally. This place would be the lesser for not having them. Where I'm from we have Red kites. I have been told that they only eat carrion, however, I've seen them take a hare and have the pic to prove it which I'll dig out and post for those who wish to see it. So a puppy got nicked by a buzzard? Very sad for the owner, yes, but it is just one of those things. I for one would hate to see the culling
  8. GF is one of my ansestors. Explains a lot. The hypocracy of the yanks is limitless. War on terror after 9/11 and then condone the actions of another terrorist. (I am assuming you are proud to be related to a terrorist, of course) He wasn't even a very good one! I do like the inventiveness of crushing his balls on big ben though Swampy Clapped balls ding ning Hey Swam-pee how's that for spelling ING CHA CHING BAM BOOYAAAAAA ....... :wacko: I am rendered speechless by such high quality wit. How could I possibly compete? Swampy (think about the name! Google it.
  9. This is a pointless thread.....Us men are perfect...well I am ! rgds Swampy Chauvin may have been french but deep down he wanted to be English hence his fine outlook on life ning
  10. Swampy

    The Budget

    CANT BELIEVE I'M FIRST TO RAISE THIS TOPIC! 10% ABOVE INFLATION ON CIDER!!!!! FFS That could be the final straw for apple growers and pubs. Back to brewing my own again this year so fek him! My solution. Here goes. (please note that this is not necessarily my idea! I would like to see Cannabis taxed at £30 per Ounce from legalised and regulated retailers, instantly creating several £million of tax receipts while also saving us several £billion in police, judicial & prison resources. A quick back of the fag packet calculation gives us some rough figures of; At least
  11. Aye I know what you mean. Grass isn't any good for the poppies I'm cultivating and there just isn't the demand anymore! rgds swampy the baron of middle england ning
  12. Stop smoking the stuff! Swampy highningman edited to say that it was too obvious....sorry1
  13. Swampy

    £15,000

    Fek Me only £15K for Katie Price? I assume thats for the whole night?! rgds swampy complet with supercharger and Air bag ning
  14. Swampy

    £15,000

    I see you more of a fiat panda type of guy! Swampy Crunching gears and burning clutches since 1987
  15. IMO every case is different, I know good lads that have been on that shit and have got off it, I now see some of them quite often, good lads they are. I wouldn't trust anyone of them when they were using though, but if they make the effort to put a stop to being a smackhead and change then I'll give them the chance. Is that before or after you've poured petrol on 'em AFT? rgds Swampy pyromaniacal ning Well how else was I going to persuade them to come of the skag? Yeah I reckon that might be the deal breaker! rgds Swampy ninging in fear o
  16. IMO every case is different, I know good lads that have been on that shit and have got off it, I now see some of them quite often, good lads they are. I wouldn't trust anyone of them when they were using though, but if they make the effort to put a stop to being a smackhead and change then I'll give them the chance. Is that before or after you've poured petrol on 'em AFT? rgds Swampy pyromaniacal ning
  17. Swampy

    BOOM

    Quite! Whilst religion was used as the reason for the crusades the actual motive for capturing the holy land was the spread of power and greed for trade routes and the riches therein. Fighting under the banner of religion was a convenient spin to encourage the populus that it was the right thing to do and was Gods will. Root Cause= Power/Wealth. NOT religion! Scimitar ning
  18. Swampy

    BOOM

    I have only one issue with this statement Artic..........The first two words! The rest is tickity boo with me. Religion does not kill. Very few religions advocate the use of violence against anyone. Religion is a convenient vehicle of propaganda and an easy target for agents of abuse. As always it being used to propergate hatred and distrust. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. If you look at the root cause of all conflicts. You'd be hard pressed to name religion as the "root cause". Apart from that....yeah your right Information is knowledge and knowledge is beauti
  19. Awite Ratman' I've gotta say no mate. Don't want to waste your time. Can't shift mine fior the right price. it seems to be a buyers market at the moment. been quoted £1500-£2000 for an LPG conversion. Also been warned about engine management problems after the conversion. WTF. Still want to give it a go. Good luck and thanks for your time Best Regards swampy trialning
  20. Mate, my teeth got knocked out years ago for various different reasons! Too many to go into on here. Me being a soft arsed Southerner don't distinguish between the two. As for being scandihooligans? Blimey who'd want to be? rgds swampy
  21. Like the angle you came from though! Made me smile. Cheers swampy different aspects of ning
  22. Possibly. But it wouldn't be enough! The oil companies have already signed up to contracts changing them wouldn't be too much of an issue although I suspect that scotlands bargaining power wouldn't be as strong. Either way you cannot poosibly base your whole economy on oil forever. Look at what has happened in the middle east. It is their only source of income and the cracks are starting to show. Investment in oil has a finite life expectancy! rgds Swampy drilling ning
  23. Good morning old chum Defo' a 'bad' day. The words unify, scotland and england should just not be put together. I see he wasn't a favourite of maany catholics so i've no time for him either. Ning Lab I suspect that there will be a clear North/South divide on this thread. Although I am eagerly anticipating the comments from the likes of AFT and Fox Gun Tom! From a personal point of view I have no objection to scottish independence (with a couple of caviats.......is that a contradiction?!).However I don't see that as an independant state scotland could sustain itself without massi
  24. Blatently plagurised from the BBC web site and without any trace of shame. Just thought I'd get the morning off to a contraversial start. No Offence Foxgun! 1603: Elizabeth I dies and is succeeded by James VI of Scotland, unifying the English and Scottish crowns. rgds Swampy anti globalisation ning
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