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Swampy

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  1. all for it about time someone got a grip(and the iron lady certainly did that ). i like the "anal smoke thing" if i may i'll try to fit it in today(now that reads a bit funny ) atb waidmann What you do in your private life Waid, is certainly no concern of mine! Rgds Swampy All nings copyrighted and patented
  2. Wise words mate! I swear though a Buzzard could lift a Hare. They are v similar in size and shape to a red kite (bar tail of course) and I've got the pic! Rgds Swampy Desperately searching for my pic of kite and hare ning
  3. Bollocks mate ,a female buzzard weighs between 2 and 3lbs, they would struggle to lift a full grown rabbit. Bollox back. I've got a pic of a kite lifting a hare.thats bigger than a rabbit the last time I ate one. Rgds African or european swallow ning (anyone get this they can have a ning!) MONTY PYTHONS HOLY GRAIL Fair nings to ya sir!
  4. Well she aint dead yet! Could always bring her out of cold storage and wheel her into power again. I bet she'd sort the Willie Walsh's of BA out and Network Rail and British Gas and the Civil Service. No union in the country would have the bottle to take her on. The Falklands issue would dissapear in a puff of Argentinian anal smoke! There's definately a case for her return I think rgds Swampy
  5. Brown=Rightwing Labour. Cameron=Leftwing Tory. Isn't it about time we had a leader that can actually lead us out of this quagmire? Do we need another Thatcher type political leader? Speak out for the masses. State your case for the future. And keep abusive posts to at least one syllable so us tick folk can understand! Swampy Thatcher on the roofning
  6. i have never liked Americans...bunch of arsholes every one I wish people would speak their mind rather than sit on the fence! Jeez Stop beating about the bush and tell it how it is Clear English ning
  7. Just wondering whether you could have a mate look after him. If he works well I'm sure there are folk who would treat him well without spoiling. Would consider it myself if the wife would allow it. Shite situation mate,really hope things work out. Been there kids have to come first I'm afraid. Soft arsed b'stards when it comes to dogs tho' eh? Sincere best wishes mate rgds Swampy a ning without a home
  8. THE SHORTEST WAR IN HISTORY WAS BETWEEN THE ENGLISH AND ZANZIBAR IT LASTED 38 MINS stay off my thread you smart twat just because you think your invisible dose not make you clever or some kind of keyboard warrior it just goes to show what a big baby you are ,if it was jd or any other mod you would agree with everything they say, wipe the shit of your nose and concentrate on getting a decent f*****g dog WTF? Swampy Angry but not knowing why ning!
  9. What dog have you got Nik? Swampy one mistake ning
  10. Bollocks mate ,a female buzzard weighs between 2 and 3lbs, they would struggle to lift a full grown rabbit. Bollox back. I've got a pic of a kite lifting a hare.thats bigger than a rabbit the last time I ate one. Rgds African or european swallow ning (anyone get this they can have a ning!)
  11. Fekin typical! Attack a nation, get slagged for it, then wonder why no feker like 'em God help us if they breed and get a brain cell! Swampy nineteen ning
  12. Swampy

    legislation

    :rofl: :rofl: Awww c'mo lads I dun geddit....????????????????????????????????? thickning
  13. Swampy

    legislation

    Man THAT has seen some action! I wonder why????????? Quality post Peak! Swampy You can have a ning
  14. Oohmydog................Interesting as your posts/snippets are. I'm sure I've met you down the pub just before the quiz starts.......then you just dissapeared????????????????? Swampy this ning likes to think that he has a life but has been mistaken
  15. retaining beyonce in water,now there's a worthy topic.any destinys child fans out there? I was desperate to find a joke for that one ! Fair play you nailed it! RGDS Swampy jay z ning
  16. Mission accomplished! My apologies to the Irish who I have the fondest respect for..............but hey when it comes to this "bifter". He's all yours! Rgds Swampy Quite content to watch others squirm when the occasion demands ning
  17. Ric you philistine,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,its a horses douvet Not an appetiser......Kah everyone knows an appetiser is a fizzy pop drink for monkeys! DUH! Swampy Ahlcopops need tax too ning
  18. Which forum is the sexual abuse one? Just curious ning Swamps, FFS change that avatar, its' making me all dizzy. Yeah man! Time for work apparently nings over 'till alter folks
  19. Which forum is the sexual abuse one? Just curious ning
  20. Might as well be a porta loo the amount of sh*t that comes through my office! rgds swampy incontinence ning
  21. AND he can make the comparison with a Tazer! There are some right masochists on this site.................I do suspect that it is a prerequesite to being a member on here sometimes. selfmutilating ning
  22. Why would the arspac be interested in my sex life? I could understand it if I was welsh. swampy gimpning
  23. Construction site! Swampy building since 07:30 ning
  24. Can't ning at the moment...........can't get of the floor with shock! Malt have you been on the sauce already? Agreeing with me? or has someone hacked your comp? rgds swampy ningless with shock
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