i remember when me and my shooting partner got caught by the local keeper, went a little bit like this....
keeper: WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!
ME: f**k!!! i nearly s**t my self mate, who you souting at?
keeper: you will have more to worry about that sh**ting your self in a min, i said what you doing.
me: (shotgun in hand and woodcock in mates hand) shooting woodcok mate, whys that. (well what else could i say hes massive and the evidence was there)
the keeper recognised the kiddy i was with and said ' i know your old man, you little ******* ***** aint ya?
my mat