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  1. Onan

    free sand

    try advertising it on gumtree(freebie section) or freecycle
  2. Worst type of criminal in my book,pumpkin sellers without a licence...doesn't matter what there age 10 yrs HMP if i had my way. Fish what kind of example are you teaching your kids,you need to get that work ethic knocked out of them sharp just my opinion mate Aren't you glad you pay your taxes now
  3. I'd have definetly have if did catalogue terms,£10 a month for 13 months(£10 interest)
  4. If i had the money digger i'd have took your arm off,very cheap price for a very good gun.Better than a lightning...just my opinion Good luck with the sale,a definite bargain
  5. Onan

    Free Heroin!!

    Bloke i used to work with said he had the cure for smackheads after he caught one trying to break into his house.... Asked him what it was Genuine reply"cut his f****n' thumbs off" asked "why" "he won't be able to inject then" This is the same bloke who told me he painted his motorbike in the paint they use on stealth fighters,so he would get caught by speed cameras you couldn't make it up....honest
  6. is it like a thin soup when you do it ? Here you go Kay,tastes better than it looks my son in law likes it....told him it was a mans soup
  7. is it like a thin soup when you do it ? A bit,give a quick blitz and the lentils thicken it a little,the colour didn't go the colour i expected more like a minestrone now,so i put a bit of spaghetti in broke down into 1" lengths,tastes alright...just got 3 pints of it to get through Not a bad soup for the price of 2 spuds and an oxo cube the rest of the veg came out of my 6'x1' allotment
  8. Having ham shank for tea so i use the water off the shanks,add carrots,onions,got some beetroot out the garden so thats going in aswell,lentils,barley,potatoes,bit of the shank,salt pepper,pinch of herbs which ever comes 1st out of the cupboard,3 drops of tobasco sauce,chicken oxo....boil for ages,,bobs your uncle lasts me a couple of days...tastes better 2nd day can't wait to see the colour with beetroot
  9. Onan

    Just a warning

    Prefer Nigerian ones myself.Always tell them your really interested,keep it going for a few emails then ask them to send you something like £500 (obviously not to your bank) as a goodwill gesture and to prove there is trust on both sides... works out two ways,your either £500 richer or you never hear from them again,great bit of sport in the summer
  10. Bollocks Vast majority of Parliament are white heterosexual males. Mind, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you..... Think your getting confused with homosexual droid
  11. The only true God to all men,is the second son of Judah..... He is the only true God that will lead through lonely times ina your darkest hours and despair Amen
  12. I a know what's going to happen up here in Scotland tommorrow its going to fecking rain,this weather would piss ye aff. Only thing that does bloody happen... And dont be paranoid its all supersticious shite nothings gonna happen...i hope Fingers crossed
  13. Full of protein mate,Bear Grylls would have ate them,shell an all and the branch Had a few sweet chestnuts last year with maggots,bit late once there in
  14. they make a good jam mate,get boiling it's dead easy and better than the shop
  15. I've just looked at this again Still funny second time round I'll save it to my favourites for when i need a giggle
  16. that is absolute class,crying laughing here..cheered up my crappy day/week:thumbs: Thanks
  17. Aren't they all called Giles
  18. Harry think your punching above your weight with this one. She not got an uglier sister for you?
  19. Well done mate glad to see someone getting something back.... But beware the banks are spiteful b*****ds,just like the law
  20. Love tattoos of childhood heroes Are you getting Rod Hull on the other side?
  21. Thats a bold statement and im not calling you a liar...... I worked with lenny back in 1991 at the hippodrome in leicester square with his cousin johnny wall who was a good friend of mine and i was skint at the time .....i saw lenny in many scrapes and nobody even came close to being a match for him in a streetfight........he was very beatable with gloves on as he was no boxer......but within arms reach he was a very explosive man........unfortunately both these men are no longer with us....2 good old school eastenders. i was not going to say anything on this till i read this i worked
  22. Anything by Paul Raymond ,passes many a good hour. PaulRaymond.com (18+)
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