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Onan

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  1. Cheese on your traps,who you trying to catch Jerry.. Nice chunk of dairy milk chocolate pushed onto the spike..lasts for ages. Failing that antifreeze
  2. Onan

    AM I LYING

    Q: Wonder how long it takes for the police to arrest her on rascist charges?.... A: Never,because ethnics can't be rascist!
  3. Great vid fish you wanting to adopt a 40 yr old bloke make a better brew than the lads good to them eating biscuits the proper way
  4. My thoughts exactly... I can't fecking wait for this current obsession with everything celebrity to end, it's ruined TV IMO. Before long we'll be having every c**t who has ever appeared in the background of news reports writing books about their lives and turning up on 'Dancing on Ice'.. spot on :thumbs: bring back the likes of only fools and horses, porridge, open all hours etc any day even top of the pops was better than this shite Thay have jimmy it's called "Dave"
  5. Can't speak highly of fish, had dealings in the past honest bloke but very busy i'm quite sure he'll be in touch... pisser not getting stuff when you expect it but thats life mate why don't you have a try at making your own a simple chain bands are quite effective just ask the postie for some when he brings your stuff
  6. Good luck with the book mate maybe worth you signing a few you never know in a few years.. how many pages it got?
  7. Fooks sake,i'm never going to get me drive tarmac'ed now...
  8. Cut them when you see them mate cos if you don't some other will missed out on the perfect Y stick waiting till it got a little thicker the who cut it before me obviously thought it was thick enough...
  9. Onan

    paddy doherty

    Heard Bravo have got the rights to the rematch... MY Big Fat Gypsy Rematch...DING DING seconds away sponsored by Mars Bars for when Paddy gets Hungry Remember were you heard it first
  10. Most of the muslims i've met like a drink :alcoholic: ,play around(with both sexes :friends: ) and the odd :piggy: butty.. maybe they didn't like you and were to polite...only joking But they are a bunch of hypocrites.. Just my opinion
  11. I be liking the 7 & 8 pics Kay, your not getting to bad at this photo lark
  12. Found a man bag once when walking the dog had the blokes wallet,keys to his van,log book. finished walking the dog and took it to his house, all about karma mate,and what goes around comes around... like the lads say,honesty is the best policy......
  13. Onan

    gay lampers

    It only hurts the forst time mate,give it a go,you may even like it
  14. Got a 59 plate focus 18tdci,and can only say what a total load of shite. Does 34mpg(maybe it's just the newer ones?) been into the dealer twice and all they say is thats what they do...had a mondeo 2litre tdci before brilliant car 40 mpg loads of space fast as fook try looking at a vauxhall astra diesel just as good as a focus(my opinion)
  15. Shit happens,and that's tough shit...no such thing as easy money,ask your mate...bet he won't do it again...
  16. whats their agenda? dont know there exact line. my grandfather came here from irland in the 50s like many others and he worked and they built most the roads and put a lot in to england. its the muslims the sarmarlis and all the other rubbish doing f all and dragging this once proud land down that im going there for myself. Didn't some irish blow up parts of England?
  17. Obviously a man with to much money or still lives at home,if you've got any spare cash tiny i'll gladly help you out
  18. Probaly taste like chicken Whenever you ask some one what it tastes like,it's always chicken But do let us know what it tastes like,you could be onto a winner.
  19. Crate of Stella and 20 Lambert & Butler,it's what all the kids round here get
  20. Yer little b*****d.....cos thats what you'll be calling it when it shits on your carpet and eats your best boots
  21. Shame to feed it to the dogs mate,makes an excellent stew in the slow cooker... Very tasty Try it
  22. BERRY PICKER do you mean something like this?
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