Onan

Cheese on your traps,who you trying to catch Jerry.. Nice chunk of dairy milk chocolate pushed onto the spike..lasts for ages. Failing that antifreeze

Q: Wonder how long it takes for the police to arrest her on rascist charges?.... A: Never,because ethnics can't be rascist!

Great vid fish you wanting to adopt a 40 yr old bloke make a better brew than the lads good to them eating biscuits the proper way

My thoughts exactly... I can't fecking wait for this current obsession with everything celebrity to end, it's ruined TV IMO. Before long we'll be having every c**t who has ever appeared in the background of news reports writing books about their lives and turning up on 'Dancing on Ice'.. spot on :thumbs: bring back the likes of only fools and horses, porridge, open all hours etc any day even top of the pops was better than this shite Thay have jimmy it's called "Dave"

Can't speak highly of fish, had dealings in the past honest bloke but very busy i'm quite sure he'll be in touch... pisser not getting stuff when you expect it but thats life mate why don't you have a try at making your own a simple chain bands are quite effective just ask the postie for some when he brings your stuff

Good luck with the book mate maybe worth you signing a few you never know in a few years.. how many pages it got?

Fooks sake,i'm never going to get me drive tarmac'ed now...

Cut them when you see them mate cos if you don't some other will missed out on the perfect Y stick waiting till it got a little thicker the who cut it before me obviously thought it was thick enough...

Heard Bravo have got the rights to the rematch... MY Big Fat Gypsy Rematch...DING DING seconds away sponsored by Mars Bars for when Paddy gets Hungry Remember were you heard it first

I thought the thread was about wolverhampton wanderers hooligan element

Most of the muslims i've met like a drink :alcoholic: ,play around(with both sexes :friends: ) and the odd :piggy: butty.. maybe they didn't like you and were to polite...only joking But they are a bunch of hypocrites.. Just my opinion

I be liking the 7 & 8 pics Kay, your not getting to bad at this photo lark

Found a man bag once when walking the dog had the blokes wallet,keys to his van,log book. finished walking the dog and took it to his house, all about karma mate,and what goes around comes around... like the lads say,honesty is the best policy......

It only hurts the forst time mate,give it a go,you may even like it

Got a 59 plate focus 18tdci,and can only say what a total load of shite. Does 34mpg(maybe it's just the newer ones?) been into the dealer twice and all they say is thats what they do...had a mondeo 2litre tdci before brilliant car 40 mpg loads of space fast as fook try looking at a vauxhall astra diesel just as good as a focus(my opinion)