Australian english man and an irish man are all sat in the bar having a drink when the bar door opens and a man in a white robe walks in, Paddy looks up and says to the others "hey fellas that be jesus over there" They both looked at him and told him not to be so bloody stupid. Il prove it is him stands up and walks over to him, "Are you jesus He asked. Yes i am jesus replied. the irish man smiled and said let me buy you a drink so bought him a guiness and walked back to the other two. "Told ya fellas it is jesus".
The english man jumps up and walks over and buys a glass of wine and gives to