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  1. pat blewitt

    Rugby

    You welsh may as well shout for the jocks, you've got nothing to shout about at home . congratulations to scotland on your win. But to be honest it was a mediocre game played by two very poor teams.You cant even say the best team won,cos they were both crap :sick: . The ref didnt help the situation for either side, all I can say is england didnt lose the game, they gave it away :realmad: .
  2. Heres the best way to deal with "the flower of scotland" http://www.o2blueroom.co.uk/sport/rugby/see_scotland.aspx C'MON ENGLAND
  3. My grandad was Spartacus NO . my grandad was spartacus
  4. Anyone on here got any famous relatives?
  5. Hows this for a crow 47 13 CAW CAW CAW CAW Cmon ENGLAND
  6. very nice looking dogs, particularly like the fawn, its very much the same stamp as one of mine
  7. Wabbiter, I bought a saluki/ grey pup off him a few year back, crescent lurchers wasnt it, I met him at a country fair at duncombe park
  8. http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/the_no...ews/NEWS16.html :realmad: If they get caught they'll get a telling off and told not to do it again :realmad:
  9. My bed/grey does it regularly, I trim the hair off and then use germolene new skin, stings a bit first time , then I just put more on every other day, hair soon grows back and the tail heals ok underneath the germolene
  10. What law do they use to confiscate cars, if a guy goes and breaks into a house, does he get his car taken from him, :ph34r: drink drivers dont get there cars taken from them i dont think :realmad:
  11. that must be 40 since you left school is it shaun :whistle:
  12. pat blewitt

    how many?

    10 to post "nice bulb mate, what type is it"
  13. pat blewitt

    joke

    David Blunkett walks into his office, "[bANNED TEXT] you doing here David, youv'e been sacked" sez his secretary "I know that" sez David "will someone tell this fecking dog" :11:
  14. And why dont people stutter when they are singing, I had a mate with a really bad stutter, but he was a demon on the karaoke, never stuttered a bit, but he used to blink like feck
  15. Check this quiz out, i wonder if pound for pounde these weigh the same :11: http://www.zipperfish.net/free/quiz/boobs-butt-shoulder2.php 13 out of 20
  16. Always a sad thing Ian, you may have lost your dog, but you will always have your memories
  17. OK then, while we're being inquisitive, why, when you get older, as I am, your hair falls out of your head, but puts on a spurt up your nose, and out of your ears :search:
  18. I've just been sacked from my new job on the wines and spirits counter at tesco's, an asylum seeker came in and asked me if i could recommend a good port, all I said was," dover, now f**k off" and they sacked me :11:
  19. pat blewitt

    X Factor

    Seems his parents had the foresight to send him away, its just a pity he came back, even if I did vote on shows like that he wouldnt get my vote, there are more people on the show worthy of staying in, and a vote for the goat shagger could put them out. Thats probably how Bliar got elected in the beginning, someone asking his mates to vote for him, shame on you snatch for suggesting such a corrupt thing
  20. I'm just gettin over a bad dose of screaming shites and spewing :sick: ,(sickness and diaorrhoea, but I cant spell diarrheoa), and someone recommended diarolyte, it is fecking revolting, so if the dogs arnt keen to try these electrolites, no wonder :11:
  21. Wonder if it falls over every time it has a piss :11: Looks happy enough though, and knowing the yanks it will lead a pampered life
  22. Lighten up mik, i work in the care sector,(learning disabilities/mental health), if the people, myself included, didnt have a sense of humour, they wouldnt be in the job, they would be the job, having cracked up themselves. Take the post in the context that I am sure it was meant, as a little light relief in a thread that was boring the shite out of everyone.
  23. you certainly get about arra, hows the pup doing
  24. Kane, how's the rough dog bred, its very much like mine. good haul for the night
  25. I think its just down to the judge on the day everyone thinks their dogs are the best looking in the show or they wouldnt bother putting them in. I dont know if there are any standards that the judges work to, I think not , because each show I've been to has been judged differently, but then again its not feckin crufts is it, you pay yer pound and take yer chance.
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