Paddys Australian migration visa comes through, so first things first, off he trotts to the local hospital to have half his brain removed.
He wakes from the operation to see a concerned looking surgeon, "I'm sorry to inform you Paddy but we've, by mistake, removed three quarters of your brain"
Paddy happily replies "don't worry about that b'Jesus, i'll just have to go to New Zealand instead."
Does anybody know a joke that can piss off more countries than three.
Shepp