mushroom
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Get it well oiled up with olive oil mate and it'll last a lifetime
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My daughter was born knowing how to piss me off so, it's possible to be born with the knowledge
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Hungover are we? Have a fry up love, you'll feel better LMAO
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It's the last time I spend Friday night in the house (on orders) watching some gay romcom where the lead becomes trans and reading this forum..... I'm gonna stick to watching them in the bar, you lot can fuuck off
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There's nowt on me mind FFS! It's just that that daft c**t twists my pubes like they're caught in a fuuckin 80's bread mixer. Bollocks .
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Mabey it's the HRT talking here but what the fuucking in Satan's hell are you talking about?
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His weirdness bugs me.... Ok... I've had a hard week, do you you care? No! So you can fuuck off anall
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Get t'fuuck you weird c**t! Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.
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Some are but they will have their handgun license and active duty certificate. All are armed with truncheons. I've a mate who has both and works security, sometimes for cash vans with his revolver... It's a beast of a gun.
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My kids won't see a dime... It's all going to to the black Christmas church in Nigeria Africa to help the babies, your man said so
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Mate they're Latinas! So it's fuucked before you even enter. Even my Mrs (Honduras) said let's have a beer here whilst you roll a spliff before I torment and inflict upon you this shit lol There was a bird there with a bloody tripod taking photos for her whatever accounts. I'll give it to my Mrs, she's a good un... one who understands I'm a miserable English wanker and abides Food was banging lol
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You can go and fuuck yoursen.... Wanker, I came for a western
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Hang on... If I want to bum Blair surely that's on him?
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Little b*****ds have done nothing but fuuck me off all day FFS lol... I've warmed up a bit after 7 pints but still... I wanna trip the wee cnuts up, watch them bang their heads and laugh.... The Mrs said no, I'm not allowed to
