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lucylocket

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  1. Its up by my ancestral home Brother farming up near there now. Hides his money under the soap! Only hardcore left in Coolmountain now,not forgetting the body in the slurry-pit.
  2. Never been to Bulgaria,Turkey on a regular basis years ago,when it was cheap as chips and totally unspoilt, but if you want serious Alternative theres always Coolmountain!!
  3. I know its not that alternative but Disneyworld??
  4. I guess Daniel O Donnell isnt on your desert island disc selection either then
  5. Two of my friends broke ribs in December. One was out shooting,the other fell over getting out of her magic knickers!!
  6. Bad luck mate,how come the dogs didnt bark at them??
  7. Well if you feel like one of the nomadic tribesmen wandering the kalahari you'll be quite warm!! I am getting warmed up like,these sleeping bags are good kit,if i get a waterproof one i could keep it on in the shower :laugh: :laugh: You could always go and give the fireplace a poke!
  8. Well if you feel like one of the nomadic tribesmen wandering the kalahari you'll be quite warm!!
  9. Get out and throw yourself about a bit! What? like throw myself around the front street? will i not get taken away for doing that? :whistling: No,you plonker,stop acting like an O.A.P. and go for a brisk walk!
  10. Get out and throw yourself about a bit!
  11. Married a bloke who had been divorced twice.
  12. Same here mate, And guess who got the blame?? The Keepers. My mate and I actually saw one it was feckin HUGE!! The Tourist Board is in favour as they say it will encourage tourists. Apparently the birds died of poisoning.
  13. They were introduced to Co. Kerry sometime ago,Not popular with the farmers,a couple of the birds have been found dead in suspicious circumstances.
  14. Well you can always blame the advice you got on here. But seriously if you've got doubts,bail out.
  15. Yeah,well done Ms. Brown for taking the pictures!! Yes,I'd jump in if it was either of mine.O/H did once cos it looked like the dog was going too far out and might not make it back.He'd just jumped in when dog turned and headed for shore!
  16. thats the problem, money goes in by standing order to a account...she's gonna pick it, but i presume i'm gonna be there....a rings a ring to me, all look the same apart from size i suppose...just a lump of metal at the end of the day. Funny thing are girls you know....was just talking to a friend who said i've got a nice engagement ring for sale, i asked how much (not that i would buy it ) she replied "only joking, i love it its gorgeous. But i would never wear it again" now where is the sense in that i ask Well she could always have the stones reset,I still wear my wedding ring,(not on
  17. For Gods sake,if you must get engaged,then buy second hand (call it antique if you like)you get way more for your money. I never had an engagement ring but i did buy myself a really nice antique diamond cluster for my twenty-first. I bought myself an emerald and diamond cracker because I went from being a lardy-arse to something slim. My wedding ring was second hand,and I paid the deposit on that myself. Can you see a pattern? Tell her to buy her own,independent women and all that!
  18. Limoncello is vodka based (or gin) . Sugar and water and juice of lemons,boiled for 10 min. Zest of lemons added,and vodka.In a bottle for 10 days then strain and drink neat or with mixer.
  19. No sloes here either this year.I'm finishing off last years now but would usually have a bottle kept aside for the next year. Have resorted to making Limoncello instead!
  20. Beer contains female hormones according to scientists from the National University of Umbooga. Results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of phytoestrogens in hops. In the light of these findings men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. It was established that by drinking eneough beer men will turn into women. To test the theory 100 men drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour timeframe. It was observed that 100% of the test subjects, 1. Argued over nothing 2. Refused to apologise when obviously wrong 3. Gained weight 4. Talked excessively without making sens
  21. lucylocket

    dogs

    You might have to pay to get into Wales but not to get back into England! O/H was royally p****d off when he had to pay more than me for his Ford Escort van.I was driving the Jeep and I know I paid a couple of quid less.
  22. Has he picked you up then Kay??? I'm in with the O/H and the dogs and a couple of bottles of fizz!
  23. Grouse, good name for a bitch!!
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