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lucylocket

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  1. McCarthy's Bar was written by Pete McCarthy. Cracking read,very funny and Coolmountain was a favourite haunt of his. My brother is farming up that way now so I spend a bit of time up there. He's friendly with some of the crusties,some of them genuinely nice people. Alledgedly they came over because they were told that if Europe was nuked West Cork would be the safest place... Well I came back because of that nice Mr. Blair Now I can course and hunt as I please. Still miss the Isle of Ely coursing gang tho'
  2. You would want to get further than a stones throw to get away from the smell!! When I was a kid,(before the crusties came along,so a loooong time ago)I spent all my weekends and holidays up there. Have you read "Macarthys Bar"?
  3. Try and get one with a shed if you can,ours was great for a quick brew if it suddenly rained. The allotment was very overgrown and the shed was leaky but after a few months hard work it was great, broke my heart to leave it when we'd done so much work to it.
  4. Yeah I'm sure I can see my house from there!!! LOL Is it close to Cousane Gap?
  5. You would find allotments in Dublin....allegedly!!! But youre right about "takin the piss expensive" I was minding my own business yesterday,driving back from work in my boyfriends English reg. Jeep,when Customs stopped me,and told me I wasnt entitled to drive the Jeep because I'm an Irish citizen. Its going to cost 800 euros to tax it here but £200 in England. Meanwhile Mr. Custom and his mates are driving around in a large saloon car AND a Landrover Discovery,taxing us to oblivion to make our carbon footprint smaller. I'd like to place my carbon footprint firmly up their a%$£". Rant
  6. I'm a chiropodist,we do it with our feet
  7. Irish travellers in my area three years ago.Lost spinger,lab from back garden.Friend lost a cocker ?. Last year I was hasseled at horse fair time here by Travellers wanting to "buy" my Springers. I keep them in the house but didnt feel safe taking them out on my own during the summer which is when the transit vans are in evidence. Usually I can go out for an hour or so and leave the back door open but NOT during the festival season.
  8. this going to be controversial too.I would ballot the country with your question,concerning homos and women and and anyone who agreed with you would be shot as ignorant fecker..just a thought LOL!!!
  9. An Irish daughter hadnot been home for over five years. Upon her return her father cussed her,"Where have you been all this time?Why did ye not write us a line?Why didn't ye call? Do ye know what you put your mother through?" The girl,crying sniffed"Dad....I'm sorry ...But I became a prostitute" "Ye what?" replied the dad."Out of here you shameless harlot,youre a disgrace to this good Catholic family" "Ok dad,I only came back to give mum this key to a ten bedroomed mansion,plus £5m savings certificate.For little brother this Rolex,and for you Dad,the new Mercedes parked outside plus member
  10. My favourite song of all. Only found out today John Martyn had died. Don't know if I've done the link right!
  11. Nar lucy,well thats not the way i see it anyway. Blokes can be tempermental,a bit off the wall,got too much testosterone sometimes,basically sometimes were frigging idiots,and thats the truth. Never hit a woman in my life and god forbid i ever do,my old man never lifted a finger to my mother,old jock was and still is my inspiration in life. Done some daft things in my life,but i'd never blame a woman for it,its all down to me. Listen,some women do wind men up and then cry wolf, Unfair but it does happen. In my case it wasnt so but i still got a slap or two. Ancient history now,teach m
  12. Depends on the hourly rate!!! Probably what Accrington Stanley pays LOL
  13. So the general consensus is its always the girls fault? DOH !!!!
  14. lucylocket

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    LOL,women are SOOOO honest!!!
  15. Chrysler Jeep,stinks to high heaven,or so I've been told.
  16. On a transatlantic flight,there is severe turbulence and the piolot announces that they have lost all four engines. A young attractive woman leaps up and screams "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!<I DON'T WANT TO DIE". The crew eventually calm her down and she says"If I am going to die,I want to go happy,I've had plenty of lovers in my life but none that made me feel like a real woman when making love to me.Is there anyone here who can make me feel like a real woman?" A man stands up and walks towards her.He is young and handsome,every girls dream. "I can make you feel like a REAL woman" he says un
  17. Bad luck with the leg,but in the meantime.... Gordon Brown called Alastair darling into his office one day and said,"Alaistair,I have a great idea! WE are going to go al out to win back Middle England" "Good idea PM,how will we go about it?" said Darling. "Well",said Brown"We'll get ourselves two of those Barbour coats,some proper wellies,a stick and a flat cap,oh and a Labrador.Then we'll really look the part.We'll go to a niceold country puband we'll show we really enjoy the countryside........oh and remember not to mention the hunting with dogs act" "Right PM",said darling.So a few days
  18. my new years resolution is to drink more guinness and catch more hares with the dogs Is it your Chinese New Years Resoloution?
  19. Coppeen/Castletown Kenneigh my Dads country. Thought Coppeen lads involved with the slurry-pit incident? Some of the crusties not so bad Grow their own rhubarb etc.!!!
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