Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work,
He leadeth me beside still factories,
He restoreth my faith in the Conservative Party,
He guideth me to the path of unemployment,
Yea though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuses me,
Brown has annointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income,
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of his term,
From henceforth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord,
I am glad that I am British,
I am glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog,
Brown was a tree.......