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Only trouble with Springers ... you'll get addicted. Got my first one four years ago, got my second last year,getting a third one.....when other half is no longer on the scene.LOL
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Drago. A friend of mine wanted to call her little boy that but was outvoted.Can't think why!!
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Well ones brown and ones black! I do have two liver and white (one bitch one dog) both stark raving mad.
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A man is like a deck of cards, you need A heart to love him, Adiamond to marry him, A club to smash his f****** head in,and a spade to bury him. A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms, "Honey,this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache" Wife looks up and says "If you werent such an idiot you'd realise that was a sheep" Man replies "If you werent such a presumptious bitch you'd realise I was talking to the sheep"
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I've tried Frontline and Stronghold and they both work for about a week or two and then we're back to being tick-magnets. Went to the vets today and nurse said there is a new product on the market,rep due in next week and she'll try to get us a sample. Its really bad this year for ticks,the dogs get taken out twice a day to fields/forestry and I spend another bloody hour going over them and will still miss the odd tick.
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Well I'm thinking of lighting the fire tonight! Its not all that warm here,worse luck.
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Yep,a few miles south of there,the Wild West!!!
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But why only five black pudding? Thats the best part of the brekkie.
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Never touch the stuff,I've seen what fish do in it!!!!
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I was standing in line at the local Co-op today with my large bag of Red Mills Worker,when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. WTF did she think I was buying the DOG food for? A gerbil? So I decided to have some fun. So I said no I didnt have a dog but I was going to start the Red Mills diet again as I'd lost 20lbs on it last time. You fill your pockets with the nuggets and every time you feel hungry you eat one or two. I added that I probably shouldnt go on the diet again because last time I ended up in Intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and I.V. tubes everywhere
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Lions v Most arrogant ,dirty, asshole nation in world
lucylocket replied to DEERMAN's topic in General Talk
I've just bought O/H the Lions tour DVD from 1974.Should soften the blow. Happy days!!! -
Large rumour doing the rounds here. It goes as follows Liverpool F.C. will be playing Dunmanway Town F.C. on August 6th 2009! In Dunmanway!!! Anyone heard anything? I got an email wondering if I'd like to sponsor the mascots.
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Ah yes,"my wifes a great housekeeper,she kept the house" Quote from my ex husband,about his previous wife!
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Once upon a time a boy asked a girl,"Will you marry me?" Girl says "No" Boy hunts and shoots and goes fishing. He goes drinking with his mates. He burps and farts and leaves the loo seat up. He lives happily ever after. The end.
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Go ahead mate,knock yourself out!!!!!
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library. He says to the prim librarian "Excuse me Miss but dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" She peers at him over the top of her glasses, "Fook off ye'll no bring it back!"
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Heard my first one in years about five or six weeks ago.It was in some fairly isolated forestry.Have heard that the population has gone down by 60% since the 60's.
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Ah,begorrah tis grand that ye like de oirish accent,top o' de mornin' to ye all. Ye are all welcome to come over to my gaff and get ossified! Tis great craic altogether here in culchieland.
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Never have smoked,my Mum said she'd chop my fingers off if I did! Funny though,she never tells off my brother OR his pregnant wife!!!
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youre an english faggot what more can i say LOL! Small problem though, if they're from Belfast them boys are British! My thoughts exactly!!!
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Do they run towards it or away from it????
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A male patient just back from exploratory surgery is lying heavily sedated when a young student nurse comes in to give him a partial bed bath. He struggles to speak to her,"Nurse,are my testicles black?" "I don't know",replied the nurse"I'm just here to give you a wash" Again he struggles with the oxygen mask to ask"But are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs she decides to look,she peers at his testicles and gently lifts them and rolls them in her hand,examing them thoroughly. "no,they are not black",she says "they appear normal". He removes his oxygen mas
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I was at the bank today,there was a short line..just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She was a little irritated.She asked the teller "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunnat dollar for yen,today I get one hunnat and eighty.Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said "Fluctuations" Asian lady says "Fluc you white people too."
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Sudden urge to drink tea? You could be pregnant I suppose!!!
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Couldnt resist going back for a look,even though,like Kay, I thought the little one might not have made it. But guess what he's still there and it looks like the bigger two are getting ready to fly the nest.