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Other half did it long time ago.It was operated on but if the hospital staff had known he was over fifty they wouldnt have operated on him. Long enough recovery not helped by him falling down the stairs and ripping the stitches Then he got caught by Plod driving (an automatic car). He goes by the name of "Lucky". lucy
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Teacher to her class of five year olds. "I want you to put the word "contagious" into a sentence for me" First up little Roland, "Last year I had the measles and my Mum said they were contagiuos" Teacher "Well done Roland,anyone else?" Little Katie puts her hand up. "Please Miss,my Nan says theres a bug going around and its contagious". "Anyone else?". Little Paddy puts his hand up, "Miss, my Dad was looking at the neighbour painting his house with a two inch brush and he said that will take the contagious" Lucy
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Theyre cute hoors them Kerrymen!!! Lucy
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Bring Sam back!!! Lucy
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Spiked someones drink with loads of Andrews Liver Salts. Lucy
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A nice piece of Parmesan. Lucy
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Cos I'm a groupie and it might swing a nights hunting with the lads for me if I had one
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Think I went from the frying pan to the fire but at least we still have our hunting here,but for how much longer?? Lucy Southern ireland would be another choice if it was like it was in 1980 [bANNED TEXT] i stopped in athlone for a week but i have heard thats changed.atb dell You couldnt get more South than where I live if you tried. Its not too bad re. hunting,Gardai don't really bother anyone. They are trying to change the gun licence system and want to bring in gun cabinets. The economy is not so good but if you work for cash well again its ok. Not too many immigrants but then a
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Think I went from the frying pan to the fire but at least we still have our hunting here,but for how much longer?? Lucy
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So did I and went on the Countryside Alliance marches and finally left the country. Lucy
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A very pretty young Speech Therapist wasnt hearing any improvement in her Stammerers Action group. So she decided to give them an incentive. "Right boys if any of you can tell me where you're from without stuttering I'll give you an hour of fantastic sex" First up was Trevor "Bbbbbbirmingham" "Sorry Trevor, not good enough" Then Gordon "Pppppaisley" "Sorry Gordon,no luck" Then Paddy "London" "Well done Paddy"said the therapist and off they went. After fifteen minutes of mindblowing sex Paddy took a deep breath and said"Ddddderry"
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Welcome back ATB Lucy
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As I say not strictly kennels more B&B with all day running thrown in! Lucy
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The Crusty neighbours? lol
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How about taking a picture of you installing a boiler?????
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Well next time you're in Coolmountain, I'll see if my brother would be up for it on his farm !!
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I know alot of thinking is against annual boosters.apparently dogs in the USA are tested to see if they need the boosters before theyre given to them (titres?) I dont personally give the Springers any boosters for Kennel cough,mainly because one dog proved very allergic to the last injection and I'm worried that the next reaction could be more serious/fatal. The other reason is that when I do go away I have a girl who lives on a farm to take them so they're not actually cooped up in kennels all day. If they do get a mild cough I use Nelsons Sootha Homeopathic cough med for childrenWee bit
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And bring back some decent weather...PLEASE..Lucy Well jigsaw you took your time with the weather but thanks its been a great week. Lucy
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Cos it's frit of all them legs. Can always lend him my dogs. They'll have em deep fried in batter! Lucy
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Why not just get the dog to eat the spiders?? Lucy
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any one else think somthink might happen tommorrow
lucylocket replied to csme55ex's topic in General Talk
Yep,somethings happened alright. Summers arrived in Ireland !!! Lucy -
Oh but we can. The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy The migraine you mean Mmmm,funny innit. We get headaches,they get migraines We get a cold,they get the flu...... Oh the dredded man flu , some of them only have to sneeze & there on the lem sips Enough of the multitasking now (I'm doing the ironing and buggering about here) ATB Lucy
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Oh but we can. The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy The migraine you mean Mmmm,funny innit. We get headaches,they get migraines We get a cold,they get the flu......
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The night of Charles and Camillas wedding the happy couple were in an adjoining room to the Queen and Prince Phillip. Charles and camilla retired to their room where Camilla found that her shoes were stuck fast on her feet,she asked Charles for assistance.The Prince attacked the right shoe with vigour,"Harder"Camilla yelled"Harder!" "I'm trying Darling" the Prince yelled back "But its so bloody tight" "Give it all you've got" shouts Camilla. There was a big groan from the Princeand then Camilla exclaimed "Oh Darling,that feels so good" In the bedroom next door Prince Philip said to the Qu
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Oh but we can. The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy Now that don't even make sense Lucy! How can a man be a headache? Cause of a headache maybe, but it still makes a mockery of your supposed multitasking skills! Ok its probably not grammatically correct but it is in common usage i.e. he/she/work/ is such a headache. And believe me we can multitask when having sex. How else do you think the week gets organised and menus planned! lol. Lucy