perfik!!
mate of mine had one of those take yu dog for dump on some one elses lawn blokes turning up, now he's actualy pee'd off half an estate, woddles up with yon dog, lets it onto your lawn and leaves it there.
the plan (as a pzzz take) was feed my mates dog with some illuminous stuff, paint its ass with some then wander round to his house, let the dawg dump a luminous mustafer-do...on the blokes lawn,
du dahhh , as he comes out for the song of verse, the dawgs bums glowing in de dark there, theres a glowing turd on his lawn, and reply 'wasnt mine!' and walk off...
now its