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  1. Never seen one 'til a few years ago, now I could guarantee seeing one. Had my pigeon decoys footed by buzzards a couple of times as well, even though they were plastic! Kev.
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yY2gxvuGQ
  3. Where I used to live a bloke used to let his two terriers shit on the nicely manicured lawn outside my house. I asked him not to, or at least to pick it up but just got abuse so I waited the next day and when he came past and his dogs did it I let him get down the road and then went and picked it up in a bag, shot round to his house and nailed it to his front door before he got home. Not only did he not let his dogs do it again he stopped walking past my house altogether. Result.
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    just been pulled

    yeah thanks for that mate. you ever speed? i think so!!!!! no need for the prick is there! whats on your number? plate PEN 1s ??? barry sheen owns that i think but your right he who is without sin is full of shit It's actually Steve 'Stavros' Parrish who owns it, though you can be forgiven as he was Barry Sheenes team mate in the 70's and close friend until Sheenes untimely death. Myself done 3 times: once doing 60 in a 30 zone on a Yamaha RD 250E in 1979, once doing 90 on a dual carriageway in a Ford Fiesta in 1990 and once on motorway on a Yamaha FZ750 doing (according to the ni
  5. I always use a gun for pigeons-try as I might I just can't seem to throw the dog high enough. Kev.
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    new start

    If you want to be outdoors what about something in the forestry? Or pest control. Just a thought. Good luck in whatever you choose. Kev.
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    B & Q

    I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*****d out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. You've been warned. Kev.
  8. Anyone know what this is? It was sent (the photo, not the real thing) to someone I know from someone in New Zealand. Kev.
  9. I shoot (rabbits, woodpigeons,pheasants,rats, corvids, with shotgun, .22rf and air rifle). I also ferret and use a lurcher (well hopefully i will again soon, the last one died, the new one isn't 5 months old yet). I loved nothing more than seeing my old lurchers and whippets working, not just chase and catch but having to use their noses or work things out and if a rabbit or hare was brought back at the end all the better, if not it didn't matter. To get a dog to a standard of obedience where it will not look at a ferret that comes out of a hole and will not disturb nets or that you can call o
  10. I'm sure there'll be plenty of others before the year's out(it's only January after all), but I'd like to nominate the blonde veggie of last nights 'Kill it, cook it, eat it'. Kev.
  11. looked like it [i bet you baffeld a few on here ,thinking CYMAG whats that] For those that don't know Cymag was (discontinued now) a dodgy dodgy poison which releases cyanide gas on contact with moisture. Every pest controller that used it, was supposed to have the amyl nitrite antidote as cymag could kill in minutes. Tried to get my mother in law to have a sniff of that once but I think she was suspicious. To be honest I'd prefer something slower acting for her. Kev.
  12. [quote name='bullmastiff' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:14 AM' post='845651 Next week is Grouse Not next week, it's tonight mate. 10.30 BBC3. Kev
  13. Hands up if you wanted to slap her.
  14. I love my little Webley and Scott single barrel, bolt action 410. Paid £40 for it about 8 years ago. Some tit had re-varnished the stock and it was all gritty. Rubbed it down and oiled it and have no intentions of parting with it. Got a surprising kick for a little un. Cartridges are a bit steep though. Kev.
  15. According to my tele mag it's on at 10.30 Mon, Tues, Thurs and Fri, and 10.00 on Wed. Kev
  16. A southern bloke goes into a bar and orders 6 whiskies. After he's downed the first couple the barman says 'Is it your birthday or something?' The southerner says 'No, I just had my first blow job'. The barman says 'Congratulations, I'll get you one as well'. The southern bloke says 'It's OK, if 6 whiskies doesn't take the taste away, another one one make any difference'. Kev. (From up North).
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    jokes

    The 'Perfect Password' A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed: P...E...N...I...S His wife fell off her chair laughing when
  18. What's your favourite smells (and no, I don't mean lady parts). Mine's wild garlic and freshly cut pine. Frying bacon. Wood smoke. Puppies. Kev. (I don't mean I like the smell of Kev either).
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