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    boils

    get a glass milk bottle , fill all but 3 inches from the top with boiling water, steadely place the bottle top on the said boil and in a pouring movement turn the bottle upside down on said boil... and the bottle will drwaw out all the badness from your boil.. i asure this works %100 but you have to be a real man and not scream... good luck ..docter jim
  2. im a reff and the local sports bar [bANNED TEXT] they have corporet events, tonight i will be reffin a all girl mud wresling match, the perks are i get free booze the down side is i have to intervene when it gets outa hand and also have to help wash the dirty girls to make sure they dont miss any mud in any cracks or crevises that they might miss its a dirty job but sombody's got to doit.. carls
  3. the honey badger likes to deflower virgin ponies

  4. put the other pic up, the one with the leverets just to show that the pest control was carried out properly, sum poaple might think a few wer missed lol.. them unicorns are a pest near me, my beagle x jrt stuggles with them but she has the nack, she bites onto there balls and shoves her paw up its arse and they die from shock ...good eating anull
  5. i live at 999 lets,be avenue sunhill
  6. if your posts were your answers to your gcse exams im telling you now, your grades are sitting at an undeniable U, get a grip mate your dogs such a world beater that it can do 7 rabbits 1 hare in 1 night, i have seen dogs that will do 3 times this with bigger quarry on top, tbh mate your dog sound shyte, labradeerhound, why not a jackadoodle or a puggle? dont slate the x till you try it mate, or if you think your dog can do the job soo much better, why not match it up eithsome 1 off here?? theres alot of lads on here will put you to shame my son name it and get your money out ga
  7. if your posts were your answers to your gcse exams im telling you now, your grades are sitting at an undeniable U, get a grip mate your dogs such a world beater that it can do 7 rabbits 1 hare in 1 night, i have seen dogs that will do 3 times this with bigger quarry on top, tbh mate your dog sound shyte, labradeerhound, why not a jackadoodle or a puggle? dont slate the x till you try it mate, or if you think your dog can do the job soo much better, why not match it up eithsome 1 off here?? theres alot of lads on here will put you to shame my son name it and get your money out game
  8. if your posts were your answers to your gcse exams im telling you now, your grades are sitting at an undeniable U, get a grip mate your dogs such a world beater that it can do 7 rabbits 1 hare in 1 night, i have seen dogs that will do 3 times this with bigger quarry on top, tbh mate your dog sound shyte, labradeerhound, why not a jackadoodle or a puggle? dont slate the x till you try it mate, or if you think your dog can do the job soo much better, why not match it up eithsome 1 off here?? theres alot of lads on here will put you to shame my son name it and get your money out ga
  9. Like this one? were did you ghet a picture off my dog.. lol he's the dead spit of mine
  10. proberbly been done to death but one more surving wont hurt .. so come on peeps wats the oddest strangest and wierdest thing youve eaten.. and the mother inlaws roast squab with dah dah suace dont count
  11. i have cut a patch outa me vest used a shirt sleeve, cut me boxers into little squares and wat you don use put it in your pocket for later.. but the best is a sock without a doupt.. hard turds to all hunters, wipe in peace my friends and may your clingons be few
  12. proberbly see's its owner having sex with dogs and thinks it all good,, speshly a bitch why else would she do it
  13. it only keeps the edge on a sharp knife. it wont sharpen a blunt knife any sense, when you have been using your knife ant it starts to blunt a little thats [bANNED TEXT] you use a steel to retain the cutting edge , when using the steel run your blade down it with the blade almost flush to the steel so its only rubbing on the smallest amount of the blade edge as this is were the blade edge will have burred over and the steel removes the of angled edge of the blade. and you dont need to many strokes either proberbly 10 or 12 each side.. hope this helps its much easier to demonstrate lol
  14. i reckon this is a silly thread, its clear that its total crap as every one no's that a big bullx is going to be slow and lack wind.. if you want a propper dog get ya self summit [bANNED TEXT] a bit of retriever in the mix good stamina and as inteligent as any collie. x it with a good doberman and then you will get a real mans dog bred for a propper mans,man.. it will kill anything ..FACT!!
  15. nah you just need to do alot of bumming around on yeh bike..
  16. i bet theres some sort of gay code aswell that they all use mmmmmm
  17. what type of motor bike was it .. summit like a c90 hahaha with a side car for her shopping
  18. thats some good equipment you got there. do you make those terrier boxes any bigger?? and do you post cheers jim
  19. i cange the wiring as soon as i get a new lamp saves a lot of hassle in the future
  20. thanks for the offer mate, but i think there cheap enough already 1 tyre is £135 on its own..
  21. i doubt a 3''4 month old pup would run any sence.. i havnt run any pup i have raised at the age.. but i do believe you should let them have a look at wats going on. and if theres the oppertunity for the pup to have a rag on a dead rabbit all the better i think every body's got there own way some work and some dont. but keeping them keen wont hert
  22. lovly looking pups you got there mate..
  23. i think he's trying to get a dog to kill a winter hare at 6 monthgs lol.. i take my pups out [bANNED TEXT] me at 3+ months i dont run them but let them see wats happining. and let them have a bite and chew on most catches.. makes them alot keener i think..
  24. i have 5.. 285/75/16 bf goodrich mud terains, tyres only no rims, loads of tread done about 1000 miles green laning these are big tyres took them off my defender 90 for the summer but have just bought a set of simex, so now these are up for sale £300 ono.. pm for contsct details the tryes are in dorset/hampshire bourders
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