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  1. Well um, my fella sent these to me But i found them funny, so i thought i'd share em anyway! Im a ladette, not a laydee.......
  2. no comment.................... :whistle:
  3. Ive seen a bloke that had testicular/prostate cancer but i wouldnt have my bollocks off just to make sure i never got it! Yeah well dogs aren't human. Not many blokes will volunteer to be castrated will they?!!! What he hasn't had he won't miss.
  4. You know if you really did see that offer, u'd go for the wank.
  5. Cheers fastdogz. Us lasses need to get some jokes up about these fellas ey.
  6. A little girl is in the park with her mum and she saw two people having sex on a bench The girl asked her mum what they were doing, she replied 'making cakes' Next day the girl says to her mum ' i saw you and daddy making cakes on the sofa last night'. Mum says ' how do you know'? The girl replied 'cos i licked the icing off the cusions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' In a survey of why men like blow jobs, heres the results: 2% loved the feeling 3% liked the thrill and 95% just loved the f*****g silence!!!! What gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts neatly in a hole and
  7. Well thankyou for everyone who gave helpful replys. He is booked in next thursday and it's costing £110 for a 22kg dog.
  8. Im racist, so i don't give a damn, but if blacks are racist to us it don't matter Big brother is a pile of shit anyway, i can't stand it, waste of the tv.
  9. She is a cracking pup RH. Looks really well. Well camouflaged (sp) on that carpet!
  10. I love that red one, what a beaut.
  11. That's what my vets use RM. Before i found out about wormers online all mine were done with milbemax. Vets charged £5.25 for 1 tablet! Most of mine had to have 1 1/2. So quite expensive with 15 dogs every 3 months without fail! Even though they need more drontal tabs than milbemax it still works out cheaper.
  12. Very nice bitch mate. I like blue lurchers.
  13. Drontal everytime. It can be used on pups from 2 weeks of age also. Panacur made some of my dogs ill. You can get drontal a hell of alot cheaper here than you would any vet: www.vet-medics.com.
  14. When we used to live in our previous home town, everyone was bloody antis. We had 2 lurchers that lived mainly outdoors and the neighbours complained saying they were 'skinny' and neglected! RSPCA came round every bleedin day for a week! Showed them the dogs, the kennels, their food etc, no problem, they were getting on our nerves. In the end we requested that when the rspca came round again bring a police officer, they did. Showed them the dogs and 1 jumped up at the inspecter, covered him in mud from the garden and the copper was pissing himself laughing and said to us 'you won't get both
  15. You can go and f**k yourself.............he doesn't have behavouiral problems, reasons for castration have already been mentioned :whistle: People who need behavouirists are the people who can't control dogs, castrated or not. I have 3 entire males who are well mannered and obediant.......... Mate if i had showdogs i would have fat, kc registered dogs that didn't know the meaning of work, theres plenty of neutered WORKING dogs out there. And for your information i am PRO docking.............
  16. That is one beaut of a pup, good luck with her, you have yourself a cracker.
  17. He's turning into a fine animal poach, good luck with him.
  18. People like that don't deserve dogs. Why on earth put them into rescue when the breeders wanted the pups back?!!!!!! I for one would certainly have a pup or dog back any time, that is so disrespectful to breeders. Hopefully those whippets get a good home, such a shame for them to be in rescue.
  19. I love the look of that lurcher! What's the breeding?
  20. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/deedNOTbreed/ The more signatures the better.
  21. Great post out of our little trip paid. It was great meeting you, blue and the gang, he's grown into a fine animal and seems to have inherited all the good traits of his parents. Although he liked his mum abit too much
  22. The only people i meet that ask me of the breeding of my lurchers are people at game fairs. And anyway everyone knows that our bull x lurchers are staff x's
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