When we used to live in our previous home town, everyone was bloody antis. We had 2 lurchers that lived mainly outdoors and the neighbours complained saying they were 'skinny' and neglected! RSPCA came round every bleedin day for a week! Showed them the dogs, the kennels, their food etc, no problem, they were getting on our nerves. In the end we requested that when the rspca came round again bring a police officer, they did. Showed them the dogs and 1 jumped up at the inspecter, covered him in mud from the garden and the copper was pissing himself laughing and said to us 'you won't get both