What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear, a flap across the face, and a crack on the head.
Twinkle twinkle massive knob, mary likes it in her gob, but when she feels that certain twitch, she pulls it out the spiteful bitch!
8 ways VODKA is better for you than a PENIS
1 vodka is always stiff
2 it doesn't look smaller when it's cold
3 it lasts as long as you want
4 it doesn't poke you in the back in the mornings, demanding attention
5 you don't care how far it goes down your throat
6 you can have as many as you like without being eas