Paddy's Mrs said she wanted a rape alarm, So at 5.30 this morning he put tape over her mouth, held her down, f****d her up the arse and whispered " Time to get up"
Renault and ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and Taurus, and calling it the"CLITAURUS". It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash.
And the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is!!!!!!!