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    The Booze

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    Booze makes me happy. Why wouldn't you want me to happy? I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a an unapologetic drunk.
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    You're all f****d in the head. The ball is the wrong shape, for starters.
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    United we stand. Divided we fall. You can win your pissing contest but you'll be having the same argument, with the faceless Eurocrats, for decades to come. The EU will rule two small countries easier than one united one. Welcome to the jungle. Amen, Malt. I quoted this because I can't like it. Scottish independence will have short term ego victory, but a long term subservience to the European teat... same as the English. Like I said go for it. We'll wait. Someone will eventually figure out that they're being screwed and all this EU nonsense will disappear. Don't believe me? Ask the
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    An eastern European bricky will come to work at 7 and work til 5 without a break. An English bricky will come to work at 9 (should be 8:30.) Go for a shit and read the paper for 30 minutes. Knock off at 12 for an hour and a half, for lunch, and then knock off early (4:45.) Pure capitalism... follow the money. I know their work is shit but you'll get your £50, a day, out of them... that's what keeps the world turning.
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    They've finally found a system that's a cheaper way to employ a legitimate workforce. I mean why hire illegal immigrants (a proven way to build an economy, although illegal by nature) when you can now hire a legal, but free, workforce. It really is win, win, for business.
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    You'd think with all the money we dump, into this system, they'd have a way of being able to sift through and help the genuine cases. It looks great as a sound bite but it sure, as f**k, doesn't help the people that need it. Only those that want it.
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    What would you do if he offered you a cup of tea, and a cig?
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    There's been quite a bit of that in the last couple of seasons though, hasn't there?
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    Guy I work with has told myself, and anyone that will listen, that he's invented a way to run his petrol lawn mower on water. I feel sorry for the guy, to an extent. He's got something wrong with him. Lives in a complete fantasy world of compulsive lies, but that one is the biggest porky he's come up with to date. I could list as many as I could remember but I'd be sat behind this keyboard for a very long time!
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    With potential licensing on the agenda I think it makes good sense to try and get in with the local bobbies. They may be the ones approving your ticket if it ever comes to that. I've never had to check in with police on any permission/job I've had. On some I did anyway and it seemed to work in my favour dealing with disgruntled employees/residents. I know we don't have to but this is Britain 2013, and the average subject thinks you're carrying a machine gun!
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    No. Chris wanted a compound bow. It would have been nice to have a rough idea of who/what/where/how much from the off. Chris got the argument because someone didn't like what Chris had to say. Fair one.
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    DiCanio canned 5 games into the season. It's almost like the board are intentionally f***ing them over...
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    Last emergency dental treatment, I had, was in Las Vegas. Toothache. Checked me out and gave a silly figure on a piece of paper. We haggled. It went down. Long story short for about £100 he fixed the problem and ton more that the NHS had failed to. I was seen to instantly. NHS dentists are shit, IMHO. Any routine stuff I'll wait until I'm abroad.
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    I say go for it! Stand alone! We'll wait!
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    They abolished them in 2011! I just checked!
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    Shit, I didn't know that! Never had call for one to be honest. You learn something new every day! Then I guess your f****d if you don't want to control them...
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