neil cooney

Life is for living. Do a few strip joints. Followed by some drinking..............or vice versa.

Thanks for the advice, I'll take it on board and forget about what I;ve always done.

I'm not alone so.

Common in terriers. Drain it and give them the free run of the house. Work very well if your not getting on very well with her in doors. A few pricks from a needle to help drain it and some anti-biotic applied will cure most swollen ears caused by a playful bite or a thorn. When I was a pup my father gave me many's a swollen ear.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love a doggy looking bitch.

I've seen it. The Irish RM was also another great series that showed plenty of Poteen making. Especially the one where the local Magistrate seen a man ( Neil Tobin) coming out of a field in the rain and asked what he was doing ? The man said he was burning sticks, hence the smoke.The magistrate gave him a lift into the court house. In court, the magistrate asked the arresting officer how did he catch the man making potteen ? The constable said that he seen the smoke from the still on a rainy day when most lads make it to keep the smoke down. Still a trick used today.

I think they couldn't catch him for moonshining but he was charged with illegal firearms possession and he was only getting two months but because he had cancer he ended it all.

There was an old farmer here in Ireland who was making Poteen and the new sergeant raided his yard and found his still, which was empty at the time. The farmer ended up before the magistrate and the sergeant said they found a still so he must be making poteen. The farmer stood up and told the judge that he might as well prosecute him for rape too. When the judge asked "why" the farmer replied "sure haven't I the equipment for that too, but it doesn't mean I done it." He was acquitted and believe it or not, that's a true story.

I know you stole it, but you used it at just the right time, LOL.

Best post I've seen in a long time.

No, teeth means rabbits, the secret code word for hares is Billy. Foxes are venison and venison means charlie, charlie being rats.

At least if you got sick of biltong you could have a sauna.

Oh, OK DD, Worth knowing though.

I was going to put this in the "what you listening at the moment thread" but here's more appropriate.

Yep, beef is best of the lot. Used to be with a 3 day a week pack. When the "mad cow disease" scare came in the ministry vet watched over them making sure only hind quarters were fed. Hounds fell apart. It was only when the vet f****d off they went back to fore quarters and hounds got their backs back.