Teacher in class is asking the kids what their parents do for a living. "Johnny, what does your dad do?", "Fireman miss" he replies. "Laura, what does your dad do?", "Engineer miss", says Laura. "Robert, what does your dad do?", "My dad is a rent boy miss, he sucks cock and if the money's right he lets em bang his arse". Outraged, the teacher takes him out into the corridor, "Is that true about your father Robert?" she asks, "No miss, my dad really plays in goal for England but I'm too embarrassed to say".