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Tuzo

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  1. Gossander.......but i'd say the birds are goosanders my appologies they are ...goosanders...sometimes my spelling leaves alot to be desired I'm sure we all knew what you meant matey......good footage all the same.
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    The Good Life

    Seeing my wife and three kids all happy and smiling from here to eternity..............nothing else matters
  3. Gossander.......but i'd say the birds are goosanders
  4. What a bloody mess !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only joking fella, looks a top job. You've got some talent.
  5. You mean the black bullet ??...................
  6. Well our old friend Large Pants himself now holds the record for rolling a Renault Clio from Flatts Lane all the way to Eston Baths. The previous record was a mere run to Sycamore Road. We all thought the height of his fame came with a photo of the cuddly cornetto cruncher in Darcy's book but NO, he has now entered the book of Guinness World Records. Wel done Tykey
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    ibiza

    You mean like Simoman, Strongstuff and Wilfred ?
  8. Got the Sun and the Daily Sport if they are any good ?
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    Wilf

    They just delay the time of his amitripiline...............2 hours at night means 2 hours in the morning
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    Wilf

    Simo you dosy git, the mint wasn't for you !..................remember you told Wilfy you were sleeping on the settee. He thought someone else woud be turning up in that bed......... :kiss:
  11. Well mate, with a site this size its a certainty that many members will not be "who they seem". As JD said, keep it legal and there isn't a problem Dont you believe it mate, if they want you they will get you by fair means or foul. Truthtwisting is part of their remit.
  12. Both Reid dogs mate.........
  13. thats the one good to see someones seen it workin might help with the sale bargain at 350 I'd consider buying it myself if i weren't dogged up........... i saw it getting proper mucked in on a blue flighty racer
  14. I'm sure i saw that being walked around Stockton, if its the same one it had a SS collar on.
  15. Yes Should be I have asked you to come. I'll be there mate, meant to square it with you last weekend when I saw you but got distracted as usual. Thanks. Bring an extra chair i'm not standing I'm hoping there's a handy tree so I can put that swing up that Ko Shamo gave us ............. Please can I be Daddy this time? My botty still hurts from last time. Come on mate i dont mind you having a pop at me but there's no need to put the pic of the wife up........she was in tears when i showed her.
  16. Must have been a small hen.......... I'm sure i'd like my kennels full of rat piss......... Shamo, it was a young sussex hen. As for the kennel smelling of piss, the dogs have 15ft runs, any caught rats were released into the pen. Rats at the end of the day chap. Hope that has cleared your confused faces. Hardly confused more shocked......you said kennels not runs.
  17. Must have been a small hen.......... I'm sure i'd like my kennels full of rat piss.........
  18. Him and Darcy just got busted for shagging a rottweiler.....Darcy got 6 months for pining the poor animal down. The judge asked Simo "What do you propose i give you ?"

    "Pick of the litter will be fine"..was his reply.

  19. He looks real nice and seems to have settled well. A change of surroundings often cures problems.
  20. Thanks for sharing.........you did brilliantly
  21. Moss they are beautiful mate.........
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