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Everything posted by herdwick
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I'm a grumpy land owner/farmer. Over the years I have been shot at, had cows shot at (1 cow lost her eye to some little shit with an airgun) had machinery vandalised and pushed into the river, fences broken down and livestock let out, yobs on motor bikes ride amongst livestock and through standing corn and had sheep and cattle worried by dogs. Is it any wonder when people come round asking if they can run their dogs they get short shrift? People seem to think they have a god given right to go wherever they think they will because its a field. Well, all fields belong to someone,
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If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant do headaches and sex?
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Before marriage...... John-Ah....at last...I can hardly wait Jane...Do you want me to leave? John...No..Dont ever think about it. Jane...Do you love me? John...Of course..Always have..always will Jane...Have you ever cheated on me? John...No! Why are you even asking? Jane...Will you kiss me? John...Every chance I get Jane...Will you hit me? John...Hell no. Are you crazy? Jane...Can I trust you? John...Yes. Jane...Darling... After marriage...Read it from the bottom upwards.
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Lock wife and dog in the boot of the car. Drive around for an hour. Unlock boot. Which one is pleased to see you?
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Certainly agree with that one!! If all these people on the tv annoy you so much, WHY BOTHER TO TURN THE BLOODY THING ON?
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I used to read the Beano for entertainment but this site is better!!
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Paddy and Murphy doing a crossword "I'm stuck on 2 down Murph. A flightless bird from Iceland (6,7) Murphy replies "You thick b*****d thats easy....... Frozen chicken"
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If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Jack Russell X Wire Haired Fox Terrier
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Went to see Jackson Browne at the Albert Hall on sunday. AWESOME
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Wouldnt let them in on principle. During the last foot and mouth outbreak found one of their inspectors wandering round my cow yard. Said he was looking for me as someone passing in a train had seen a lame sheep!!!!! Twat couldnt understand why I was upset with him!! Took his number and made a complaint in writing to head office. Never heard anything back of course, but havent been bothered since! These bloody little jobsworths have no right of entry unless accompanied by police and a warrant. If everyone told them to f**k off we wouldnt have half so much trouble with them. Just rememb
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I have a pair of Hoggs fell boots. Shepherd boots I think they're called. They were the next grade up, with leather lining. Had them 10 or 12 years, brilliant boots. Properly looked after last for years and years. Bloody comfortable too, but the breaking in can be a bit of a b*****d!!
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Parker was certainly impressive! To be fair to him, the rabbit he missed was only about 10 yards from a bury when he was slipped. He did manage to turn it and course it thro' that bloody great bramble bush. Just bad luck that earth was there! Come again ' for the grass grows too much!
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Been wondering about putting a whippet across my JR bitch. What could I expect from a pup in the way of taking quarry? Anyone got one? How is it on the lamp? on larger quarry? Thanks.
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you tell a lie the hands move." "Oh" said the man. "Whose clock is that?" 'Thats Mother Teresa's" replied St Peter."The hands have not moved indicating that she never told a lie" "Incredible" said the man "Whose clock is that?" St Peter responded "Thats Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2
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GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by the wife with a broom and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the lads smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping the wife on the ass and having the balls to say "You're next"
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This cant be right. I drink whisky, eat haggis, wear a flat cap and keep sheep BUT according to this I'm a shandy drinker
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First dog was a collie. Worked cattle and self entered to foxes. Hit a fence running his 1st and hated them with a passion after that. Hardly a fox on the place until he was killed! 1st terrier was a hard red lakeland, about as much good as a chocolate teapot. Killed anything and everything before he was despatched. Had borders for 20 years but dont like what they have become so now have JR's. All round vermin dogs, take them shooting (without collars or leads) and 2 will retrieve to hand.
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Watching the River Flow It's All Over Now Baby Blue Idiot Wind Sara
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the red fox was intoduced to you country by the brittish settlers??? Do you still have many red or is it mostly your native grey fox you hunt?? They climb trees dont they to avoid hounds?? We have both here, and coyotes. I hardly ever see a grey any more. I see a few reds every year. The coyotes outnumber the fox around here about 10 to 1. can you recommend a good website or forums or even dvd for purchase that shows coyotes being taken by dogs, hounds or Stags or others. ?? My bddy has a reall nice coyote head be bought from a US seller on E bay i showed it to my lurchers out the win
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Benzyl benzoate or ivomec
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When I first posted this thread I was hoping someone might be able to add to the information already gathered for a post on another website. The article had already been written when some new info. was found. The author was not pleased as he had to do a rewrite! However the article is now finished and for those interested it can be found at www.cumbrian-lad.com. The Lost Foxes of Lakeland. The author asked me to thank those who took the trouble to post answers to this thread. As countryboyo and busterdog obviously took a lot of time and trouble with their answers perhaps they c
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Glad you and Keith enjoyed yourselves and only sorry the ratting didnt turn out as planned. Still, the afternoon made up for it. Ollie's coming on! Considering how long you've had him, and his history I was impressed!! We'll make something of him yet!! Good Hunting!
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That'll be fine. Let me know if the smoker is fixed so I can arrange with my cousins about ratting. Wont be a problem but its polite to let them know we're coming over
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That would be good although we are only a quarter of the way down that hedge line so theres plenty to go at there. Never did get as far as those open buries we were aiming for but they will be there for next time Best finish there first then, as its fairly easy going along that hedge. Give us a shout when you're coming next. :thumbs-up:
