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  1. jigsaw

    What is

    travel in a hot air baloon with a fine young lady on her knees in the basket helping me....ahem..maybe not.[bANNED TEXT] the f**k yeah thats [bANNED TEXT] id like
  2. Frank nice to see that stupid oul shovel doing the biz.I've packed it in for this season,young uns all over.The wife fell down the stairs over a month ago and badly bruised her hip and shoulder,but worse still she tore the phone socket off of the wall trying to [bANNED TEXT] herself in the process.I was waiting 3 weeks for the phone technichans to come and fix it,but now I'm BACK
  3. Where are you based mate got a few lying about.
  4. Mines made from 5/8 stainless steel,used to poke a hole in the ground where the locator finds the collar.Also used to dig away at the sides of the opening before breaking through to the ferret or dog.I have 2,1 for ferreting made of lighter steel and 1 for terrier work.Damn handy for tossing the dead rabbits onto after being legged at the end of the day.
  5. jigsaw

    HOBS.

    These ferrets of your must be a distant relation of my wife cause she never stops f***ing chattering ,the only downfall is she NEVER gets randy .Shes hoping my balls drop too,to the f***ing floor.
  6. striking dogs dai,any working line behind them.I used to have a few similar to that years ago and they were good lads to go.Best of luck with them and look harder for the bunnies,their out there somewhere,JIGSAW
  7. They are a nice type of lakeland Jack.The ones I've seen over here are very tidy,I like a bit of size in a terrier,and your 2 seem to have plenty of that,fine animals.
  8. My wifes got a black belt in cookery,1 chop and yer dead,lethal in the kitchen she is.My favourite take out is KING PRAWN FRIED RICE,washed down with a few bottles of bud.....mmmmm.
  9. Man wakes from a coma and starts screaming.....''doctor doctor,I cant feel my legs,thats cause we ampitated your hands last tuesday'',replied the doc.
  10. I have changed lately from the mk1 to the mk3 and there is a vast difference,the mk3 in my opinion is far superior.Mind you it took me 2 weeks to get the hang of it,now I can find the ferret down to a few inches.
  11. Whats your opinion on the tiled floor in your kennel?I have all my kennels tiled,in the winter there a basket to keep dry,but simple to clean,a bucket of water,a yard brush and a squeege.20 minutes and job done.
  12. Last night the wife and I were sh***ing like rabbits(I wish)and in between the breathless moments she said,''baby,tonight do your best to drive me crazy,no prob says I,I jumped out of bed and wiped me knob off of her lovely new curtains,she went absolutely fu**ing nuts.
  13. And to think I fecked mine in the bin,kept swelling up,broke a nail once trying to open it([bANNED TEXT] a disaster)
  14. Frank well done mate,over what period of time did you hunt.I like getting a dozen plus before the 1 o clock dinner bell.We had a bad few weeks what with rain and non bolters etc,but all part of the madness.
  15. Dont feel too bad guys ,as an Irish man I could hardly understand him either,Its actually released on cd,they're the best windups from 96 fm radio station,some very funny and some youd find hard to believe people could be wound in so easily.Comere boys ye cant beet de Cork accent.
  16. Got back at 5.30 today,we had a hell of a day.we were ferreting ditches and used 3 ferrets.We ended up with 14 but they were the hardest earned rabbits I ever took.The blighters wouldnt leave the ditch,they wouldnt bolt to save their lives (literally).We dug 9 out of the 14 and struggled all day to get up numbers,but again its better to be out than in I say.The rat ferret got a fine kicking and has a new hairstyle now,and we got 2 in a stop end.All in all though a poor day.I have to get a lurcher soon,watching all these rabbits poping from 1 hole to the next is nausiating and has me repeating
  17. Thanks for those reassuring words Nixy,just off to do some ferreting now hope all goes well.
  18. The man in question is from an area just oitside of Cork ,he used to tip about with the odd dog and is very fond of beagles and harriers,I dont know him personally but a farming friend that directed us to a lot of fox earths knew him well.A well known charachter in his area.Theres a 2cd one also with this man where his brother in law sets him up again,they accuse him of selling illegal home made alcohol,he goes ballistic then too.Very funny it is too.
  19. HH I saw a bunny that would fit on the palm of your hand last Sunday.I was a little surprised to see them so soon,this is the 2cd time in a few weeks i've seen some.We're well behind with our rabbiting due to the weather.I'll have to go on a little longer than I would normally do.I usually finish up around Feb or March,but have to get back to a few farms again as we only cover half of them at a time.
  20. Did you know that theres 3 stages in marrige,first stage engagement ring,second stage wedding ring,the third stage is the fu***ng suffering
  21. Jeeze ditch,youre going to have me bawling soon,My mate whos a bleedin ace at this puter crack picked this out for me,all individual bits and he reckons their the biz.My last computer was a packard bell and I had a lot of wee problems with it.Hopefully I'll be ok ,let you know if your right DS. Ricky my mates coming up on Monday and hes putting in anti virus yokies,downloading this and that,(pure technical jargon eh!)I should have a few pics up by Thursday next.All the best Jigsaw.
  22. well,I cant be accused of being a sunshine hunter as last weekend I ventured out against my better judgment.We went into the arsehole of nowhere where theres a few handy ditches and some grounders.We climbed to the top of the hill and along the flats on top,well we lasted 2 hrs.The heavens opened.We had no cover and I always took pride in the fact that our ferrets rarely laid up but truthfully we had 2 small jills in,and BOTH the little shits stayed put below for half an hour in seperate places.1 was located at 2 feet and the other at over 3 feet.Well Falcon dug to one and I dug the other out,
  23. Hello everyone,just got my new computer delivered yesterday,trying to get the hang of it.I bought a Dell with a 19'' screen.Its the bees knees.I have lots of photos to load up as soon as I know how.ITS GREAT TO BE BACK...
  24. your a sick dog BB very good though
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