very .....ahem interesting timeout,if this is not drug or alcohol induced you really should seek help.its original and scares me as to how yer mind works.heres my poem.......
here lies the grave of mrs.cox
who gave 10,000 men the pox,
soldiers,sailors,men of honour,
fought like f**k to climb upon her,
though shes dead shes not forgotten,
they dug her up and rode her rotten
im sorry