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shotup

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  1. dont let him chase rabbits, he must learn to watch them and retrieve them but be steady at the sight of rabbits and other game.
  2. they,ll come back to steal again, beware they allways do in my experiance
  3. i laid off 3 joiners and three brickies two weeks ago fecking wage bills are cripplers, finnishing the job off my self. goverment needs to lean on the banks to get mortgages availble to first time buyers again. they give billions to banks but would be better throwing it at the building industry as the population would soon feel the benefit.
  4. why not drop it of at a taxidermists for its head mounting being it a bit special .
  5. old british foxes where on average bigger than they are today because during the 18 and 19th century foxes where imported from france to be released into hunt countries where foxes had become scarce so as to lessen the chance of a blank day when drawing the field. these imported foxes were smaller on average than thier british cousins and as a result were responsible for the smaller decline in size today.
  6. i bought my misses a mood stone for in her wedding ring its green when she,s in a nice mood and leaves a nasty red mark on my head when she,s in a bad mood...
  7. if god wanted us to be veggies why did he make animals out of meat.
  8. dont do out stupid with the dog it sounds like it will make a cracking long and gate netting dog... all dog have thier uses.
  9. got to play this one with a cool long head.if you goin all guns blazin then you have to have some real frighteners with you with the wilkinsons freshly stropped or you,ve no chance, his pride wont give you your dog back , he may even kill it in front of you or after your gone, then also its a form of currency to him if you use the softly softly approach and take the kids and barter with him for a while try swapping or dealing something his way then you will stand a better chance of getting the dog back unharmed.tell him it was you dead brothers dog or something to play on his conciance.... o
  10. anyone ever bred a roojackapith.... just intrested
  11. if it goes ok the eye will staY clear if not an ulcer will form over the cut to the iris and could spread to the rest of eye. it will need treating with an eye antibiotic cream.if it goes a grey misty colour then you are loseing the battle. good luck. hears a trick go to casulty rub your eye and tell em theres brick dust in it, they will wash it out and give you some antibiotic drops try these on the dog if you cant go to the vets..
  12. shotup

    muck boots

    i had same touble after 3 months racing slicks so i bought a pair of the steel toe cap range of muck boot and still going strong after 12mts of solid daily use.warm as hell.
  13. here,s one for the good guy, a mate who i work with who has lots of trouble with things going missing round his farm was late for work when he passed some gypo,s a mile away from work heading towards where he lived so it played on his mind that they might be doing him a visit so he doubled back just to check and found thier van parked at top of his lane and heard his dog barking so out with the stillsaw fuel a couple of splashes and voom up it goes then drives round the block to see a couple of gyps doing the wmca signs on mobile phones.when he checked his pens they had broke into his sheds a
  14. you can release game but not vermin hares ok.
  15. how is it that all whippets allways end up on the chair and bed
  16. want to join something worthwhile try NGO ton cheaper and good insurance.they fight for everymans rights.
  17. shotup

    YOBBO GIRLS

    its the hormone role reversal mate , girls now smoke more the the lads of same age, they drink pints instead of babychams now , they swear worst than a brickies mate and start more fights in pubs when pissed than blokes.blokes are now the fairer sex mate... true
  18. i can whistle any tune you want
  19. you,ve got to take your hat of to the french even if you hate them, they wont stand any shit when i comes to job shortages, french jobs for fench people is what they say, they havent over run thier country with immergrants and fighting them for jobs.my mate has been out of work for 5 months now and walked on to an aldi being built in the town centre only to find all the trades are eastern euro,s working for half of what were working for.he said he would take any job offered for the same pay just to get something back on the table and was told thier would be language trouble as he couldnt speak
  20. buy your self a mincer and large freezer and mince and freeze and sell em your self for dog meat.. should get your self a good round going
  21. who needs antis when you,ve got dog thieves in the area
  22. tell us more about your clumber please....
  23. fooking stupid having prize money like that these big sponsors should donate it to a charity of the winners choice if they are trying to woo crowds with big money.
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