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    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Nowt wrong with "The Royals" AKA,jims a great character........................My Arse
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    Good job your not coming out with us when we do it mate,might have to have a catheter inserted you will be p***ing yourself so much Joe rowing his f*****g trawler down a premier stretch of genuine brown trout chalk stream,and me in the water up to my neck doing what a mans gotta do Sounds f***ing comedic for everyone except yours-truly I will update the thread once we have raped-and-pillaged,but one of JOE,s mates shot a 4lb brownie in the same river with a 12 bore shotgun
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    Larger-than-life characters mate
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    What was the fight like KD?
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    just to add people any dog youve seen draw good , not just running dog etc etc ,, Sniper whos that in your avatar,mark There you are Mark
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    They have indeed,but some of theres are from the far-east(Korea).
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    I couldnt say with certainty Steve,I always imagined LG with either a rich,deep,almost hypnotic vocalisation,reminiscent of a prison Psychiatrist,you know the one you have sessions with just to make sure you really are ready to be rehabilitated?Or a mockney-jamie-oliver cheeky chappy type spiel,like when he rabbits on about Sainsburies on TV,not that I am a linguist or Dialect-snob or anything,but however he speaks I do know that sometimes old LG has a high pitched resonance because by his own admittance he was blown-off by a boating chappy in brighton And we have all seen the "sailors" in br
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    They are actually in Durham city mate,in number
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    They stopped importing them because the power had to be reduced to comply with UK regs.The pellet for the ft'lbers was the Dae sung,the career 707 turns up often enough on BBS.Fish are in Durham Rex,got a mate who had a couple a few days ago.
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    I had a very nice Career 707,great gun,very pointable,liked it a million times better than my AA s410,I think the pellet your refering to is the Dae Sung,made for shooting at high FT'Lbs.
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    Where are the original body-grips manufactured?
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    If I had a quid for every time I heard "The cheques in the post" I would be as rich as croesus
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    i just love reading your posts , you are obviously a man who likes to do his r&r . i think you should leave £2.95 , im sure thats what he said £2.95?Could have been I suppose,he did have a nasal"I used to go to Eton" type twang,thats a LOT better than what I thought he said,wow,I can afford to invite a couple of mates onto the water for that price You have to do your research mate,always good to know the home ground of the other team,know how they play etc,besides,if someone things your going to pay them £295 for a days fishing its easy to milk them for info,surprised he didn
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    My new toy!!!!

    mackem replied to LDR's topic in General Talk

    I guess we must all have been good lads,we are all getting new-toys lately
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    MILILF
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    I didnt quite catch the bag limit Maty,sounded like 4 but could just as easily have been 40 or even 400 I will just have to find out when I get on the venue,if theres anyone around at 2am I will ask
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    I have visited and fished on a few VERY expensive chalk-streams Neil,never quite at the £295 ceiling however,but there are two of us fishing it,that leaves no change almost out of £600 Slightly steep mate Your right though,such waters are always top class venues to fish,well manicured banks etc,perfect for entering the waters to wade,a credit to their riparian owners,but I have never ONCE blanked at such a place I have just gone through my small-change jar and rifled through the kids piggy-banks,I think I have just enough for a session,I will tell you the results at a later date
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    As soon as they heard my accent I wouldnt fit in,I think the guyonthe other end of the line realised that,I wonder if he would pay me £295 NOT to fish it
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    Your right mate,those fish MUST be gold plated at that price I was flabbergasted,I was lost for words mate,I just couldnt work out how a wander down the banks with rod in hand could cost £295,for that I would expect to take home every fish on a 2 mile stretch
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    I am not exactly a dry-fly purist,I have been known to dabble in other methods now and again,baits,spinners etc,but I just rang up a chalk-stream fishery in Hampshire,dry-fly only,very well spoken guy,surprised it wasnt a premium-rate line and cost me a tenner just to chat with him £295 a DAY?F***ing hell,I could buy a beat for that,how do they justify that price?Thats a bigger p**s-take than fishing at night and leaving a quid surely,at least I will have the decency to wear a mask when I fish the place,they rob people bare-faced
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    I get on absolutely f*****g fantastic with my mother-in-law,she is 11,000 km away,great
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    I enjoyed that fish,almost felt as if I was there,what sort of equipment did you use to film and how did you generate the titles?
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    Smack-heads?Better not move to Blyth then,it used to be renown for the number of methadone addicts who OD'd
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    Its true,he didnt even have the sense to be discrete about it,he watches it float away
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    I hope theres no more fake "Staged" "trout-tickling"?Fish floats off downstream after being supposedly tickled from under a bank and handled for a few seconds............
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